John Constantine

I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down, and then I'll be gone back into the darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Been away from this gig too bloody long. Who should I be following?

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

I bet the look on your cousin’s face is fucking spectacular when he sees this.

[ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ @SupergirlZorEl]

𝘏𝘪, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺~?

#𝘚𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 https://t.co/d

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Fuck me, no need for all the melodrama.

[𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 @MindOfABattle]

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[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Consider me seduced.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Right, time to drag my backside down the garage for some ciggies.

Twenty bloody quid a packet, and most of it tax for a government that doesn’t know its arse from its elbow.

Wankers.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Well there’s a fucking ugly face, right inside my personal space.

You’re right, I shouldn’t talk like this. But it’s much more fun to take the piss.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

And thus, the mysteries of the world are fucking unravelled.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@SupergirlZorEl Even deeper sigh.

“…”

Muttering under his breath about of all the bloody demons in all the fucking underworld…

“Where are you?”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Right. Let’s see what secrets you’re hiding under that dusty skirt, eh?

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@SupergirlZorEl Deep sigh.

“Bollocks.

Do you have any bloody idea how hard I work to keep off the radar of you super-types?

Right, spit it out, what do you want?”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

Time to get off my arse and dust this bloody jacket off again.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@ReverseMistress He’s surprised she’s speaking when her mouth’s full of them.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@MlSTRESSHEL // If I can be so bold, you have to do this for you and not for anyone else. RP is supposed to be a fun escape and shouldn’t be a chore. You can’t please everyone all of the time.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “I’m only here for the gin, Princess.” He smirked back and held the door open for her.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “You wouldn’t have agreed to a drink if I’d asked you straight out, would you Princess? Probably kicked me in the nuts instead and gone about your business.”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

“Bugger me backwards, our government is beyond fucked.”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “I’ve got a place.” He said with a wry smile. “It hops around.” The House of Mystery very much had a mind of its own. It also has a well stocked gin cupboard and a warm bed so John didn’t complain. “I’m a dabbler, Luv. I make me own luck, it gets me by.”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “Do I look like a bloke with money?” He had enough to get by but mostly didn’t charge for his services. His line of work was more out of a duty than anything else. Luckily he was good with his hands and could magic a credit card out of someone else’s pocket.

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “Fine, but get ready to leg it when the bloke behind the bar realises I can’t pay.”

[John Constantine @JC_Hellblazer]

@DevoutVendetta “This is Gotham, Princess. I expect nothing less.”