justin smith

Dont judge me.

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Don't let someone stand in your way of achieving your goals; push em to the ground and say MOVE BITCH #inspiring

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

"Don't forget to be an asshole today;; you never know who is having a good day that doesn't fucking deserve it" is the best shit I have heard in time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Matched with this 41 year old on tinder. The first thing he sends me is a GIF of a turtle fuckimg another turtle. Put your turtle back where it belongs 😅😅🤣👎 - welcome to dating 2022 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

@magickpotion_ That child is going to have a rough life...

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Haha it is days like today where I am happy I went with Telus 🤣🤣

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

What has 2022 brought me... DEBT! #roughyear

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Is it weird to say that I’m actually so happy that everyone’s getting out enjoy the nice weather

[christian delgrosso @christiand]

Not caring what others think of you saves a lot of mental energy.

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

I feel like there should be a stoner club for adults;; you know, where it can start about us bitching about our phone bills and end with who would you rather get ran over by: a hippo or a rino 😂😂🤣

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

These February blues are absolutely bullshit

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Yesterday I had a “daddy” come up to me and tell me I’m smoking hot in wal mart 😂😂 - if that isn’t pure class I don’t know what is 😂😂 #thirsttrap 🤷‍♂️

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Is it just me or does Monday’s seem to becoming longer and longer just for the day to end ….

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Like what the actual fuck;; they took family guy off Netflix. Like what is this bullshit.

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

@abrowzz Every day scene in 2021 😂🤣

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

6 loads of laundry, vacuumed, mop the floors, rearranged the living room, made dinner and cleaned and now relaxing… I need to get off work at 3 pm more often 😂😂

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

When you really miss the PING function that blackberry had…. Or what about the nudge on msn…

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

When there is a noise in your car, do you A) turn up the music so you don’t hear it or B) be respond and take it to a mechanic?? Well frankly, music life it is lol

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

When all your friends are heading home / already at home watching movies. This is what adulting is 👍🙌.

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

People follow!!!! Start sharing to get his name out there!!!! #fosterdad

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Dating in 2021 be like:
You - send message
Boy - takes 2 days to reply and his response is “sorry I’ve been busy”

So your fucking tell me you haven’t looked at your phone AT ALL in two days

#bye

[justin smith @JC_SMITH_]

Text your realtor … I got bored … shows kitchen demo pictures … sends new picture …. New quote please 😂😂🤣🤣