Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan

Enjoyer of movies and sports. please give me $5 million to move to LA and make an indie drama about grief and family.

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

My top 16 fave movies of all time

[Colby Andrews @ColbyA_10]

Abandoned his team last summer to “get ready for a WC year” then proceeded to play zero full games at the WC and talk about getting rest now. Give the keys to Tillman and let this guy “rest” far away from the USMNT. Should never be in Dempsey/Donovan convos ever again.

[🏳️‍⚧️Juni from Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams @JuniaG_MVP]

Hey @Walmart this is horrific behavior and I now feel violated and unsafe at the idea of shopping in any of your locations again. This must be immediately addressed.

[Alfie @AlfieBCC]

As soon as he got the ball in the box when US turned it over I audibly went “Oh nooo” and my wife looked at me confused before he scored and I had to explain that no matter how old or fat Lukaku gets, he’s scoring when he gets it in the box

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

@willmenaker Yes but is their private equity industry thriving and hitting their IRR marks to satisfy investors????

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

@PatMcAfeeShow You are just simply the dumbest human being to ever get a paycheck as large as the one you get. Its unbelievable...

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

Theyre calling it the most "BlueSky" post of all time.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I hate England!!!!!!!!!

[parker @spiderfish]

brazil & mexico on the same day. white people will never stop being evil.

[Spanners 🔧🔧 @SpannersReady]

I promise that if they give Hamilton the 2021 title back I'll stop talking about it. Can't offer fairer than that

[grovy @grovymango]

Twitter user grovymango has decided to apply for the Canadian medically assisted death program.

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

I knew it was possible... I knew it was probable... im so proud of the team...

I wanna die. 😭

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

Its unreal how huge this game was built and at least through half it has exactly lived up to the hype. Need to see that final 10 minute Mexico show back up im the second half.

VIVA MEXICO

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you’re either rooting for mexico or you’re the enemy

those are the only two options tonight

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

The new regs beat the shit out of Silveratone and left it to bleed out. And it still tried to get up, and give us a show... and the FIA came in and just put a bullet in the back of its head.

What a miserable race.

[Keiko Kishi's #1 Fan @JCaesar34]

I wonder if this is what he says as he softly drops to his knees, and sweetly looks up at a puffy Donald Trump fumbling with his belt like cartoon character.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

It is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States on the year of America 250, July 4th, 2026.

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

I'm always baffled how American Cops never even try to aim at non-vital organs to de-escalate and shoot to kill whether threat is puppies or old people having a mental health crisis.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

Happy Tracy Letts Day, to those who celebrate!

[Zito @_Zeets]

I don’t even have the words. What a goal. What a moment. What a celebration.

[𝚅𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕𝙾𝚏𝚃𝚊𝚞𝙲𝚎𝚝𝚒𝙸𝚅 @vesseloftauceti]

Hey @TimSweeneyEpic aren’t you the guy who laid off an employee with terminal cancer to replace them with AI?