J-Pop

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Neighborhood Hooper @local_hooperr]

The last place on earth I would ever want to be would probably be the intersection of Martin Luther king jr blvd and Michael penix jr street

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores https://t.co/Lb5BRv5J77

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Yeah I got a gluten allergy. Imma glue ten of these beers to my fuckin hand and drink em all

[J-Pop @JCas54]

Dropping nicotine has had the opposite effect I thought it would, I literally cannot sit still and just straight up don’t get tired 🤠 430 alarm for work is gonna hit me like a train

[Barry McCockinner @BreastEnjoyer_]

Oh you guys have over 200 beers on tap?

Yea we’ll take 3 coors lights

[J-Pop @JCas54]

Loser talk 👍 having the same person with me through the madness of life since getting out of highschool has been the only thing that kept me sane and I physically couldn’t imagine being married to anybody else

[Peak @shortahhbandit]

The CIA after Oswald accidentally nailed Kennedy in the head from almost 300 feet away:

[J-Pop @JCas54]

I think Jerry Jones should kill himself on the 50 yard line after this game

[J-Pop @JCas54]

Someday I truly hope I can fully forgive both my parents for the way things shaped up in our lives but we’re workin on it

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Me when the coors light starts telling me to get in my car

[J-Pop @JCas54]

Good lord what the fuck was that dream, damn near woke up screaming

[Kim McCauley @kimischilling]

Cole Hocker had the kick at the end because he grew up running the extra 300 feet, gotta train the mile baby wtf is a kilometer USA USA USA