JC Elevators

The most disgusting place in Cleveland finally has a twitter account. A place for photos and things overheard.

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

This has aged well. These same guidelines still apply. #BeSafe

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

While it’s recommended you take proper precautions... we ask that you don’t dispose of protective equipment while riding.
#JCElevators #SurgicalMask

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Some personal news: after many years of lobbying this finally happened!! Thanks to the JC Custodial Staff… we’re in this together!! #TrashCan #JCElevators #SoFreshAndSoClean

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Just a friendly reminder that it’s illegal to smoke in the elevators… and it’s even worse if you’re headed to see your P.O. #JCElevators #TheMoreYouKnow

[TheDuzyLebowski @duzylebowski]

@JCElevators You know the pandemic is over when the JCElevators smell like weed again. We're back baby

[TheDuzyLebowski @duzylebowski]

@JCElevators You know the pandemic is over when the JCElevators smell like weed again. We're back baby

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Weekly reminder: it’s important to wear your mask for the entire ride. #JCElevators #StaySafeOutThere #KnowledgeIsPower

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

You may be trying to guess what’s hiding under that... but I assure you the real answer is probably worse. #JCElevators

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

A maximum 2 people per elevator? I’ve been suggesting this for years and no one would listen!! 😁😁#AheadOfMyTime #AloneTogether #JCElevators

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

In case you’re feeling down today... just know that my day started off worse than yours. #JCElevators

[Cory Shaffer @cory_shaffer]

Update: The attorney and I crossed paths again while I was talking to a mutual third party. He told that person that the two of us "exchanged words" this morning and he called me "a nice young man who is just doing his job." Hatchet: buried.

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

I can verify this happened... just didn’t want to scoop https://t.co/71wiuEsbAo. Glad there was a good resolution. #AnotherDayAtTheJC #JCElevators

[Cory Shaffer @cory_shaffer]

Nothing like starting your morning getting yelled at in the Justice Center elevator by a defense attorney offended that the media can take pictures in open courtrooms. "Keep carrying out your agenda, you fuckin liberals."

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

@rbotnick Sorry. It was just to mess with you so that you’d look up from your phone while riding.

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

While it’s recommended you take proper precautions... we ask that you don’t dispose of protective equipment while riding.
#JCElevators #SurgicalMask

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

I know some of you were inconvenienced... but my day was probably worse than yours. #Headache #Ouch #JCElevators

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Ever see this and wonder why an elevator isn’t running? Trust me... you don’t rather not know.
#YesterdayWasRough #JCElevators

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

New idea: an Elevator Wash. It’d be like a car wash... but for, you know, elevators... #ElevatorProblems #JCElevators

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

I wasn’t really surprised that someone brought popcorn on their ride... but even I was shocked to watch them shovel it down this fast. #MovieNight #JCElevators #ChewYourFood

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Have you ever felt like you’re literally being treated like a toilet? #JCElevatorProblems #JCElevators #Tuesday

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

At first I was a little mad... but then I was just surprised and happy they used protection.

#JCElevators #SafeSexNoRegrets

[Mike @WhackPoser216]

@JCElevators nice touch with the used band-aid today 👌🏻

[JC Elevators @JCElevators]

Without a hazmat suit... I have to advise that you take the stairs. #JCElevators https://t.co/kyc2OFa3cL