Jacob Chaimovitch

Springfield College ‘24, I am probably yelling at my favorite sports teams hoping they can hear me

[Jacob Chaimovitch @JChaimoJr]

@NubulantSports Don’t you dare touch that theme TK

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

“Explain in NFL terms” “Explain in NBA terms” how about I shove you directly into a meat grinder instead

[Ryan Roberts @RiseNDraft]

Please don’t follow Dov Kleiman

Please don’t retweet Dov Kleiman

Please don’t give Dov Kleiman likes

Please don’t comment on Dov Kleiman posts

Please don’t engage with Dov Kleiman

Please let Dov Kleiman fade away

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics 7-footer Neemias Queta will sign a new four-year, $56 million extension with the franchise, his agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells ESPN. Queta has established himself as a critical Celtics piece – from two-way contracts to averaging 10.2 points, 8.4 rebounds and 1.3 blocks as starting center.

[Jacob Chaimovitch @JChaimoJr]

@statmuse Couldn’t bother updating his jersey??

[Jacob Chaimovitch @JChaimoJr]

Who the hell is gonna run the point in Miami lmao

[Jacob Chaimovitch @JChaimoJr]

@Batspongey Yo this is ai you’re burning the ocean

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

Clay Buchholz has to be the greatest pitcher in MLB history to be dismissed from McNeese State for stealing 29 laptops from a middle school and selling them on campus.

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Life when you stop watching WWE weekly.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Sidetalk just dropped the greatest celebration video of all time. 🤯 @sidetalknyc

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

2 years ago Mike Brown got fired for calling out De’Aaron Fox for being an Idiot. Now Mike Brown is going to win a Championship because De’Aaron Fox is an Idiot. Full circle moment

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[Jacob Chaimovitch @JChaimoJr]

Quickpitch in the morning before I leave for school

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What’s a baseball tradition from your childhood that no longer exists?

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[MLB @MLB]

Remembering the legendary John Sterling and some of his most famous calls ❤���🎙️

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

We are devastated to hear about the passing of John Sterling, a WFAN and Yankees radio icon whose voice was synonymous with an entire generation of Yankee fandom.

Rest in peace, John ❤️

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Will trade someone my 2.07 dynasty rookie pick for *one* kona big wave

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

New #Giants CB Colton Hood spent Thursday in the green room, beginning a draft odyssey that landed him in NY. But before the call, his highlight was NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell learning his “put on your hood” celebration.