Matt Rife isn’t just hilarious, his heart is ENORMOUS. ❤️🫶❤️
As much as he loves roasting the entire crowd with zero exemptions, he can flip the switch in a second and make you cry tears of joy. What a guy! Wait till you see what he did for that girl in the wheelchair. 🫶
43 years ago, Michael Jackson stepped onto the stage in that fedora and gave the world the moonwalk for the very first time 🕺✨
A legendary Billie Jean performance that still feels untouchable today 🔥🔥
I realize people are not taking me seriously enough when I say that I am not the same person after Charlie’s death. I will not suffer fools, I will not suffer liars, and I will not suffer dishonorable strippers. Attached please find the once-confidential agreement between me and Kim Klacik, before she violated that agreement by lying about our court case.
I would like to draw your attention specifically to contract term 3— clause which prevented me from ordering a transcript of the deposition which was interrupted when Kim Klacik began hysterically crying and folded.
The subsequent exhibits will demonstrate why. We were in contact with fellow strippers as well as conversations with drug dealers discussing Kim Klacik’s alleged usage.
Kim Klacik’s stage name was September. In the coming days her colleagues, (who are infinitely more honest than her), will be speaking out with more undeniable information about who @kimKBaltimore actually is. You will note that Kim Klacik was allegedly ordering a “pick me up” during the time that she was campaigning to clean up the streets of Baltimore.
Kim folded in her deposition because we asked her about her dealer. This is exactly what happened. I do not lie because I do not need to lie.
Enjoy your evening reading.
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@ThrillaRilla369 Kiss your wife, she works too, even if she's at home. My wife works and has never cooked for me in her LIFE. I come home to no grub. So be happy pal, it could be worse. Pick up a pan and make some dinner some time. That pic looks like fire in my eyes.
Be careful of Political parties that warn of a threat to Democracy while they themselves arrest their political opponents, work with Tech companies to censor those that disagree with them, allow men in women’s sports & bathrooms, encourage child mutilation surgeries, fire Federal workers & nurses for not getting experimental gene therapies, threaten to expand the Supreme Court and eliminate the Electoral College, cause rampant inflation, increase the cost of groceries by 26 percent, allow 11 million people to illegally cross the border, and push the entire World close to World War III.