Saru

Everything counts as research when you're a writer. Human equivalent of a golden retriever. Painting in my attic. She/Her

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@SeptimusBrown

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Dear Publishers,

I beg of you. Please stop using whatever it is you are using for book covers that is the paper equivalent of microfibre cloths. Please.

I literally (not figuratively) recoil every time I touch one.

Sincerely,
Me

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@warwickisonline Omg. *grabby hands*

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@abbythetweet @yonkojohn @DudiEdwards Lol, right? I made six figures last year and my income tax deducted wasn't even enough for a 5% deposit...

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@exstraight1 @heyHuman1_ Elle est oraaaaaaaange~ 🎶🎶

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

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@MarkNarrations

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@MarkNarrations No yorkies? Back in the car immediately!

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@SaltyTheAlien Now I'm going to start sending you memes.

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@braxiatel Can they finish the streetcars on Finch first...

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@jamifairleigh Best I can do is a dragon, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@ladypinkmonsta

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@warwickisonline Omg that looks beautiful (and like I can't afford it lol).

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@warwickisonline Ahhh it was so gooood! The tensiooon.

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OMG. It's @ladypinkmonsta's birthday today! She's amazing! She's beautiful! She's put up with me for 20 years so we're looking at getting her canonized for sainthood!

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@Fumblersm77 @cmclymer @RichardHanania Everyone knows cow tattoos are a gateway drug!

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@SeptimusBrown I was definitely a first-person disliker for a long time tbh. I definitely still prefer third, but I won't automatically dislike a book for being in first. Second on the other hand... that is a hate crime LOL!