John Parnon

Future first journalist in space. Senior Producer at Spectrum News 1 Wisconsin. Memes are not endorsements, even when they're hilarious.

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

it is SO ANNOYING to spend an hour on hold once a week to dispute a city of milwaukee parking ticket that was issued in error - guys please figure this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

housing right now is like starting a game of monopoly with ur cute lil $200 and then realizing everyone else has been playing this game for 58 years and owns every single property and u should probably just die

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@MP02DC @TheRealJay_Gee

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@TheRealJay_Gee omg how did i miss this lmao

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@TheRealJay_Gee unfortunately that's just for day of photo ID reasons - can't get a provisional without valid registration

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

lol jesus... really thought the whole landlord terror of being forced out in 30 days for a sale was over but I think this bro who kicked me out also just stole my vote... can't register unless you've lived somewhere for 28 days :(

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

because three people have now texted me about this, AP is out here doing the important work
https://t.co/eJYAQxj9sd

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

tony evers just gave the most tony evers introduction i've ever seen in my life

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

you're jazzed as hell in the context of all in which you holy mackereled and what heck yes'd before you

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

@TheRealJay_Gee you think asphalt just fell out of a coconut tree?

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

I am once again begging the state of Wisconsin to have even one single law that protects tenants instead of landlords

[ARCHIVED - NASA Voyager @NASAVoyager]

Still here. 👋
And still more than 15 billion miles (24 billion km) away from Earth. It takes my team about 22.5 hours to send me a command and another 22.5 hours for my response to get back to them. That will continue to increase the further I travel into interstellar space. -V1

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

aaaand right after complaining to my landlord about this happening, he threatened to evict me because I was home during a showing. I hate it here.

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

the worst part about my landlord selling my home that I live in, besides everything else, is having a nonstop parade of rich people busting in and talking about me like I'm also property right in front me

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

hahaha fuck man, a guy in this last group came inside, stepped on the laundry I was CURRENTLY FOLDING, and when I politely asked him to move he ignored me. why are all these rich people like this????

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

@abbeytaylornews Dang he fast

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

calling @abbeytaylornews for a work question
"sorry can't talk right now I've gotta get this kangaroo bye"

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

@TheMovieMermaid But nothing else washes down the boot leather

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

I used to think all that stuff about hard work was BS, but man, finally after 12 years of experience, more than 6 promotions, a few emmys and a murrow, I'm finally making $10K less than my dad's first job out of college #journalism

[John Parnon @JCParnon]

@Kait_Lately Don’t worry I’m breaking the cycle, if I ever have kids they’re gonna inherit so much debt they’ll never even have to think about working