Kinsey

The preschool i went to is havin a 20yr reunion. I can't go cuz I've put on like a hundred pounds.

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jc's mad cuz i flirted with a fireman. Says his two cousins were firemen. i go who? He goes, HOSE A and HOSE-B. haha i dont get it.

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Sorry I haven't twittered in a while. I read somewhere that super hot girls tweet less. I guess it's true.

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We r like buying a house so JC sez we have to go to a title company. Lame. Let's just call it "Kinsey's House" duh

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Leroy Diaz? Are u a rednexican? Haha j/k Leroy “@leroydiaz: Haha your funny @JCWhatTheHell”

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All this crap about Khloe having a diff dad is mean and BS! Unless its MY dad' cuz then me and her would be like cousins. OMG

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What's the big deal about the Superbowl. Who cares? I hate bowling even if they have vodka. Those shoes are for dorks, duh.

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OMG I just vajazzled my vajayjay! I think JC was kinda freaked out by the eyes and nose.

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Are college girls are drinking more than ever? I personally believe girls shouldn't abuse alcohol until they're married and really need it.

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When I saw #NataliePortman at the Golden Globes, I was like, "OMG, she ATE #MilaKunis!

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Kinsey is on live in 2 minutes!

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KINSEY CD IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES! I never imagined. YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSING. THANK YOU.

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Kidd wants me to call in on the air and promote the new Kinsey CD. I'm tired, can't i just text or whatever?

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Cuz it's where the smart people are. Duh. RT @jaimeolivo4: @JCWhatTheHell why are you still in college?

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So the sales chick goes, "You wanna try it on? What are you, a four?" I'm like, Why do you hate me?" That's it. No food this week.

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Like december 5th or whatever. RT @Chrissy_lynn21: @JCWhatTheHell when does the new cd come out?

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I'm on the radio right now. how did that happen? What the hell?