Jose D.

Ingeniero Informático | web Developer | Pensador | Salsa casino | La Vida no son solo palabras, son palabras con estilo

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@higgsfield @proferichardb

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@CPM_Mutuse @grok @proferichardb

[Fernando Canek @FernandoCanek]

Decir que Bad Bunny representa la identidad latina es como decir que Taco Bell representa la gastronomía mexicana.

[Javier Negre @javiernegre10]

Yo soy hispano y no me siento orgulloso porque Benito Bad Bunny le cante en un español que nadie entiende con canciones que no son buen ejemplo para nuestros hijos. Yo vivo en USA y no quiero que el idioma español se imponga sobre el inglés. Hay que respetar las lenguas y tradiciones del país que nos acoge. Aprenderlas y practicarlas. Vengo de España donde el socialismo y el globalismo está islamizando la sociedad trayendo a gente que no habla nuestro idioma ni respeta nuestra cultura. Ahora la agenda woke quiere hispanizar Estados Unidos tratando de dividir a los hispanos con los americanos y yo no voy a ser parte de eso / I am Hispanic, and I do not feel proud when Benito Bad Bunny sings in a kind of Spanish that nobody understands, with songs that are not a good example for our children. I live in the United States, and I do not want the Spanish language to be imposed over English. We must respect the languages and traditions of the country that welcomes us. We should learn them and practice them. I come from Spain, where socialism and globalism are Islamizing society by bringing in people who do not speak our language or respect our culture. Now the woke agenda wants to Hispanicize the United States, trying to divide Hispanics from Americans, and I will not be part of that.

[edgar albarran @edgaralbarran]

Lo que pasó en Caracas fue gravísimo, miren lo que dice el art. 23 parágrafo segundo del Derecho Internacional: Todo aquel que opine sobre el tema Venezuela sin ser venezolano puede venir a mamarme el guevo, las bolas y hasta el nie, sin distinción, de raza, sexo y/o nacionalidad

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

Esto es historia

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[T1 LoL @T1LoL]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊-𝐓𝐎-𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊-𝐓𝐎-𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

T1이 3년 연속 월드 챔피언십 정상에 오르며 통산 여섯 번째 우승을 달성합니다.
아무도 이루지 못한 기록을 향하여 우리는 도전과 모험의 여정을 이어왔고, 마침내 그 목표에 도달했습니다.
이 여정에 함께해 주신 여러분들에게도 감사의 말씀을 전하며, 앞으로도 우리는 새로운 기록에 도전하겠습니다.

Back-to-back-to-back, we ended our journey on top, becoming the first team in the World Championship to achieve V6. We always keep our journey toward unfulfilled dream, and finally, we make it happen. Thank you all for the continued support for the team. Move forward, we continue on for our legacy.

#TogetherAs1 #SeizetheWorld

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@stephanie505_ @juligaaan Comoooooooo

[Samuel @guidoprincesa]

Charlie Kirk jamás dijo que hubiera que apedrear homosexuales, tampoco que los negros estaban mejor cuando eran esclavos, ni el resto de barbaridades atribuidas en los vídeos manipulados. Estamos asistiendo a la mayor campaña de incitación al odio vivida en democracia desde medios de comunicación, y nos deja claro que si en España vuelven a matar, la mitad del espectro mediático de nuestro país jugará el mismo papel que Gara o Egin en su momento, justificar a los asesinos y deshumanizar a los asesinados.

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@stephanie505_ Jajajaja se nos olvida que el bueno es Decker y el Malo es Freddy. Solo que nosotros lo vemos al revés

[VIRUZZ @byViruZz]

si mañana gano la velada sorteo 500€ entre todos los que hagan RT a este tuit

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@eduardomenoni No

[Jordi Wild @JordiWild]

Viendo que quieren darse de hostias, invito formalmente a @elonmusk y @NicolasMaduro a DWT 3 en un combate No Rules donde todo valga. Main Event. El que pierda, abandona su cargo de poder.

@realDonaldTrump si quieres apuntarte, te hacemos hueco rápido.

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@DonReborn2 @Juliococo es el indicado

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

Este sábado es La Velada del Año IV.

Aquí os dejo los horarios.

A esa hora empezamos el directo.

👍👍

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

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Feliz año nuevo a todos

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

T1 campeones del mundo. El rey Demonio lo volvió a hacer

[Jose D. @JD_Boca]

@midudev Es lo mismo que pedir un médico residente de primer año, que sea cardiólogo, neurocirujano, pediatra, traumatólogo y ginecólogo…