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[JD_BP @JD_PRO]

Que estará pensado el cabron disfrazado de Minion en este momento?

[malik @immalkwalahi]

The “where’s my wife” fit

[Roberto G. Bolaños @ChespiritoRGB]

Es preferible una mujer joven, bella y rica a una vieja, fea y pobre. Firmado:
Chespirito.

[Andrew Forte @AndrewAsksHow]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Modesto Rosado @mauagustinhdz]

Se nos casa Edgar, famoso por el video La caída de Edgar

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

[Baobab @Sr_Baobab]

¿Cuál «tradición»? Lo impusieron desde tik tok hace 2 o 3 años, ni siquiera en la época en que salió la canción existió esa supuesta «tradición».

[Stevesie Sixty @SLKECK]

If you want to see how real the dead internet theory is, look at the responses to this AI bullshit.

[Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn @GunterFehlinger]

PRESIDENTE 2028 🇦🇹🇲🇽🇪🇺
My proposal for Austria and Mexico is bigger than one museum object. As President, I would work with Mexico to find a responsible path for the return of the famous Mexica feather headdress from Vienna to Mexico — with the museums, experts and authorities of both countries involved. The headdress remains on permanent display at Vienna’s Weltmuseum today.
But my political vision goes further: MEXICO & AUSTRIA — UNITED IN EU50.
I want a new strategic partnership linking Mexico and Europe through trade, investment, education, security cooperation and deeper political integration. My EU50 proposal would ultimately include Mexico in a much larger European political and economic community.
A Mexican newspaper is already debating these ideas: Índice Político reported today on both my EU50 proposal for Mexico and my proposal concerning the Penacho.
From Vienna to Mexico City: respect the past, build the future.
🇲🇽🤝🇦🇹
MEXICO & AUSTRIA — UNITED IN EU50
#Presidente2028 #Mexico #Austria #EU50 #MexicoCity #Vienna #Penacho #Europe #FehlingerPlan #GüntherFehlingerJahn @GunterFehlinger

[jup • π @jupcodes]

@25YearsAgoLive tiktok would be filled with little dances in front of the towers

i guess we weren’t any different after all eh

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE SECOND TOWER - AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

He won.

[JD_BP @JD_PRO]

Ahora si nos chingaron jajajjaaj

[🇲🇦ⵣ @rkhairi403]

She lives in Mexico and is afraid of the rise of the far right in Europe

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

New York City is soused by a heavy thunderstorm as a result of Hurricane Erin, which may hit Long Island and Manhattan overnight.

Hundreds of commercial flights on the east coast are delayed or cancelled today and tomorrow.

[JB @brown2103_]

@25YearsAgoLive

[Lancevideos @lancevideos]

None of these kids are British

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

[JD_BP @JD_PRO]

De las experiencias más incomodas de la vida.

Bañense

[charlinston 🇪🇸 @carloskarba2]

Para oler tan mal tenemos a media américa latina metida en europa

[.・✭・𝒸𝒾𝓉𝓁𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾・✫。. @citlxlliysita]

Nos ultra vale verga cómo se verían en los 80s según chatgpt

[daniella @rimeldemieI]

neta no hay cosa más loser y despaseado que tener un highlight por cada país que conoces