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Ron Swanson is the man we all need

[JD @JDA826]

@goodedonnae @fred_guttenberg Your commonwealth government is refusing an audit

[JD @JDA826]

Somebody came dressed as Vince 💀 #bb27

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

[#BB28 Feeds Fairy @BBFeedsFairy]

Morgan's zing is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever witnessed #bb27

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Zingbot is on #bb27 tonight so I want to post my annual tweet about how no audio actually comes from Zingbot. When he’s insulting the houseguests they’re just looking at a person in a robot suit silently swaying back and forth while Zingbot’s insults play through loudspeakers.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is definitely what rock bottom looks like

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

If you were not politically conscious/consuming the internet in 2004, this is what online election culture was like fyi

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Stephen Strasburg gave his life to defeat real evil. His sacrifice won't be forgotten

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

RT if Brian Daboll should be coach of the year

[JD @JDA826]

@rrizos_15 Too undervalue for you. I’d offer you 12 years, $175k/year plus a $10m bonus each year you make 0 errors. Also if you hit better than JBJ you double your salary.

[JD @JDA826]

@Walmart not only is this not 12, it’s a prime number

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

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[JD @JDA826]

Nothing flexes harder than winning the game against the team who is the reason why your national anthem was written. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #USAvENG #WorldcupQatar2022

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

the plan: get every former Ballon d’Or winner to have a child on American soil

[JD @JDA826]

This is not a good team at all. Terrible form of the last 6 months remain. The hope from Summer 2021 is gone.

[Jordan Kutzer @JordanKutzer]

Bryce Harper was mentioned in the New York Times at the age of 13. The article was about unrealistic baseball dreams at too young an age.

He made his MLB debut at 19 years old and just sent his team to the World Series at 30 years old.

Be unrealistic.

[Umpire Crew @UmpCrew]

Umpires for #BlueJays (91-69) at #Orioles (82-78):
HP: Bill Miller
1B: Edwin Moscoso
2B: Roberto Ortiz
3B: Doug Eddings.

First Pitch: 12:35 pm
Venue: Oriole Park at Camden Yards

(Updated)

[JD @JDA826]

@dlolley_pgh @MattMichelone I don’t think you do understand the dynamics, mechanics, or rules. Unless you’re working NCAA rule set, you’re judging if the batter attempted to strike at the pitch. That’s all. Nothing more, nothing less.

[JD @JDA826]

@KDupuis98 If this is true, a lot of players might ditch their agents