JD

UIUC '20 Evans Scholar▪️

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Girl in front of me at the casino ATM just tried to withdraw $13 dollars from her credit card

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

We were always a Final Four team.

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Definitely needs one more year in college

[The Oskee Pow-Wow @TheOskeePowWow]

Safe to say Illini fans were wrong. He was definitely ready for the NBA.

[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

(3) Illinois vs (2) Houston

Thursday, March 26 | Tip @ 9:05p

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

It is so annoying that expensive candles actually are significantly better than cheap candles

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

☀️ tomorrow is our first post 5pm sunset of the year

☀️ we’ve gained 42 min 35 sec of daylight since the winter solstice

☀️ we’re gaining 2+ minutes of daylight per day, and will continue gaining at at least that pace till May 15

☀️ just 7 weeks till post 7p sunsets!

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

The biggest scam ever is the mobile order line at a Chick-fil-A drive through

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Government shutdown’s all fun and games until it starts to directly affect you personally

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Big $$$ from another FB lawsuit 🙄 Could’ve at least hit the account an hour ago, I could’ve had double meat on my potbelly sub

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

I’m going to start incorporating “Go to TikTok see for yourself” into my corporate arsenal

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

GUILTY as hell

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

lol no way bro made it this obvious 😭

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

I hope the Chicago cubs were watching that Yankees comeback last night

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

@_Jalenoo Good point 🦗 Happy birthday king! 🎂 🎉

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Guy in the gym farted so diabolically stinky I’m considering legal action. At a minimum revoke his gym membership

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

@Cubs sad to see such a fine establishment still serving pig slop up in the bleachers year after year

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

.@Cubs unacceptable

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Auburn players should go home rn so they can beat traffic

[JD @Jdalessandro22]

Can someone spot me 100 grand today id like to put together a duke auburn parlay

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

CONNOR. BEDARD. OT. WINNER. ARE. YOU. NOT. ENTERTAINED.