Joshua Chuboff

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

Thank you Stan Lee, @Russo_Brothers @Kevfeige, and the rest of the people responsible for bringing the MCU to life. #Endgame made me feel like a kid again. Just unbelievable!

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

"I like my women like I hate my earth. curvy"- conflicted flat Earther

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

I hate it when M.C Escher stairs at me like that

[ChicagoWCRugby @chiwcrugby]

Congrats to Bear Brawl best in class!
Low point: Kathryn Mahoney (CHI)
Mid point: Chuck Melton (STL)
High point: Kevin Hamilton (CHI)

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

if it's not tattooed on a Care Bear, I'm not sure the emotion exists

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

yeah, fake profiles on dating sites can be annoying, but you know what also sucked? Finding out your wife of 30 years is a KGB sleeper agent

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

anytime I find somewhere to sit, there's a little part of me that has already accepted living there the rest of my life.

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

Stranger: "what happened to you if you don't mind me asking?"
Me: "Do you mean My disability? or the poor choices?"

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

#preach, but mostly walk https://t.co/3FwzMIBZEg

[Kathryn Mahoney @k_mahoney12]

Don't take the elevator up ONE floor! #ifyourlegsworkpleaseusethem #legEnvy

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I wonder whether Trump talks to Trumpself in the third Trumperson when Trump's alone. https://t.co/8CEzVTJjBq

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

@GameOverGreggy @Nick_Scarpino Nobody cuts a promo for the Nintendo World Championship like Greg

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

" I would like a grande Chai tea latte with no water poured directly into this Sippy cup please."

*epilogue*
"I'm 27 why do you ask?"

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

"of all the profiles on all the apps on all of the Internet, she swipes right on mine"

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

"Maybe if you changed that stupid lock, or if you made him leave his key you wouldn't be so petrified?" #MansplainedSongs

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

"Please, Walk this way"- Realy polite Ableist

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

In hindsight maybe it wasn't the best idea to give up my canes for lent

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

@notaxation really liked your first episode of Last Stand can't wait to see what's next

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

@Nick_Scarpino your episode of pocket full of soup was great awhile back you said you wanted to try standup #BuytheTicket

[Joshua Chuboff @JDChuboff]

#LiveFromTheRoaring20s