A report from insiders on what has gone wrong for each winless team, and what their trade targets may entail:
Favre: WRs underperforming
Muffuletta: QBs underperforming
Kirky: everything
Nicky: no viable flex player
Four teams remain winless: Michigan Muffuletta, Team Nicky, Kirky, and Gospel of Favre. Save for the Muffuletta, the list is shocking—two of the four teams have won championships in the past 3 years.
One source: you can “absolutely” expect a trade this week from Favre’s camp 👀
SOURCE: Ahead of his matchup against Romo’s Liquor Cabinet as the #TGOTW, GM of Master of the Coin has told the locker room that Willy has “lost his way.”—“He’s so lost. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. 6 pts from his RBs. Lucky to be 1-0. And I’m 99% sure he’s a Packers fan now”
Week 1 Predictions:
Michigan Muffuletta > Boek Show
MVP: Hampton
#TGOTW
Duck Dynasty > Four Three
MVP: Herbert (4 TDs)
Ter > Romo’s Liquor Cabinet
MVP: ARSB
KMac > Nicky
MVP: Stroud 😳
Gospel of Favre > Master of the Coin
MVP: Dak
BradyBunch > Kirky
MVP: Chase Brown
TRADE: A frontrunner for worst trade of the season has emerged, with The Boek Show trading away a 2027 3rd to acquire Deshaun Watson from The Book of Favre.
Watson, 31, not only has an injury history, but he is also ass. Some projecting he’ll lose the starting job by Week 3.
REPORT: Unclear if Team Nicky intentionally made the call to start R. Stevenson at Superflex and to leave S. Diggs at Flex. One source believes Nicky thought Superflex meant there was a 2x point multiplier.
With two championships since ‘23, it is difficult to criticize the GM.
DEVELOPING: Some sources reporting that Duck Dynasty’s GM has not opened the Sleeper App since draft night. Two empty slots remain in the team’s starting lineup.
SOURCE: Gospel of Favre is NOT EXPECTED to start R. Shaheed tonight. Michael Wilson is projected to get the Flex start in his place.
The GM reportedly fears the tough matchup and also believes M. Wilson is “the guy” following his three-year extension with ARI.
Week 1 of the new JDCI dynasty era starts TONIGHT with NE vs SEA.
Most notable players/starters to watch:
- QB Maye (MM)
- WR Brown (Kirky)
- RB Stevenson (Nicky)
- TE Henry (RLC)
- QB Darnold (TBS)
- WR JSN (MOC)
- WR Shaheed (GOF)
- RB Price (Ter)
- K Myers (MOC)
#JDCITMZ: Actress Sydnee Sweeney reportedly seen with owner of Romo’s Liquor Cabinet holding hands. Willy has denied the reports of intimacy, stating the relationship is “strictly professional and/or just friendly, whatever gets me out of trouble.”
A NEW DAWN: Repeat contender Willy has rebranded its franchise to Romo’s Liquor Cabinet, first reported by Peter Schrager.
The team—with its impressive WR room—is a strong contender this season. It looks to honor Romo in the inaugural season and put his name on the new trophy.
SOURCE: The Boek Show’s front office has reportedly met with Tucker and his agent to discuss what a role with the team would look like.
The Boek Show is reportedly “all in” on Tucker if he signs with an NFL team.
🚨HI-LO BRILLIANCE: KMac and Gospel of Favre have agreed to a trade that sends NYJ TE Sadiq to Favre in exchange for a 2027 3rd and 2028 3rd. However, if Sadiq:
- Finishes as a top 12 TE this season, the 3rds will become 2nds
- Finishes outside the top 30, the 3rds become 4ths.
🚨𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗨𝗥𝗬 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: 49ers HC Kyle Shanahan made a vague comment suggesting TE George Kittle may have suffered a setback in his recovery from a torn Achilles tendon.
(@profootballtalk)
SOURCE: Frustration among league owners continues to grow as owner of Team Kirkyy once again acts as an absolute barrier to any further trades. In fact, a BLOCKBUSTER offer is pending involving Bijan Robinson, two notable players, and at least two draft picks—including a 1st.
⚠️ DEVELOPING: With Josh Jacobs’ future in question, sources tell @JDCIFF that #DuckDynasty 🦆 is “heavily” considering pending trade offers for him. One source reports that Duck Dynasty ownership “does not believe that Jacobs’ conduct aligns with the values of the franchise.” ⚠️
SOURCE: Some @JDCIFF owners feel “intimidated” by the new brand and philosophy launched by the #GospelOfFavre ownership. But most owners report feeling “confused”—is it the Gospel of FAY-VER like the professor? Or is it Gospel of FAR-V like the embezzler?