John DeBella

DJ, Story Teller, Musicologist, Car Freak, Shakespeare fan, TV junkie, producer and all around swell guy.

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President Biden wants a serious investigation into the origins of COVID-19. But I already know. I read it on the Internet last night: It was Hillary.

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A study finds that even trace amounts of alcohol can damage the brain. My takeaway: you should only drink in bulk.

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West Virginia was rated as the worst state for millennials. . . Mostly because roadkill is a poor substitute for avocado on your toast.

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Kendall Jenner says she's not proud of her addiction to social media. Read more about it on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook.

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A-Rod unveiled a cosmetic line for men. But based on his reaction whenever he's asked about J-Lo, he has yet to perfect run-proof mascara.

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NASA says we're getting a "Super Flower Blood Moon" on Wednesday. Are they just making these names up to make nerds seem cool?

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Ezekiel Elliott is under investigation for a dog attack. If he goes to court, he'll need a good defense. Which rules out anyone on the Cowboys.

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Internet Explorer will be retired next summer. So Bill, you're ending your marriage, you're ending Explorer . . . but still that same haircut?

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A Harry Potter-themed bar opened in New York City. It's at the corner of Broadway and Grow-the-Hell-Up

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Demi Lovato now wants to be known by the pronouns "they" and "them" . . . And probably very soon, the pronoun the public will use for Demi will be "who?"

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Demi Lovato now wants to be known by the pronouns "they" and "them". . . Thus continuing Demi Lovato's streak of being in the news for anything but talent.

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Scientists say volcanos on Mars are active. Too bad they can't say the same about people in Kentucky.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene aggressively confronted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Wake me up when there's mud wrestling involved.

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It takes 60 days to prepare a dose of the Pfizer vaccine. It could be faster, but Bill Gates' divorce has gotten in the way of his microchip delivery.

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@Vinnie_Brand Vinnie Brand

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6% of Americans Think They Could Beat Up a Grizzly Bear

Duran Duran released a new single. You can tell they're getting older. It's a follow-up to "Girls on Film" called "Balls on Floor".

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The 2021 NFL schedule was announced last night. Which of course means the Jacksonville Jaguars have officially been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

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Republicans stripped Liz Cheney of her leadership position because she openly believes President Trump lost the election. Also, she recently bought some new pillows from someone other than Mike Lindell.

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Today is Lena Dunham's birthday. She's 35 years old . . . and most likely naked.

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President Biden's approval rating is at 63%. "See, not even half of Americans like him!" responded members of QAnon.