jeh LAH nee

loves to kvetch

[jeh LAH nee @JDel41]

@ellle_em Semi-related: I just had a baby 7 weeks ago and felt amazed when he started smiling at me. I was even more amazed that if I smiled at him he would smile back. THEN I realized that maybe I was living my whole life not smiling enough. Mind = blown.

[jeh LAH nee @JDel41]

nice win

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The “Marcus Brody cut” in Indiana Jones is a masterclass in comedic editing. It works flawlessly because Spielberg isn’t just subverting the scene, he's weaponising our own knowledge of his filmmaking style against us.
Happy heavenly birthday, Denholm Elliott

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

eleanor rugby. tackle that guy, hold a ball, kick a ball, get a bruise. sport for the dudes

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a parent is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

at this point you need to review all the photos and videos in your camera roll because there's like a 7 percent chance that you captured footage of Vrabel and Russini in public totally by accident

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

[chaosjim ⚗︎ @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[Water Technique @CerromeZONE]

Harriet Winslow would get dressed up to go out wit Carl, come down the stairs whole audience be like woooooo!!! She lookin trash

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

The concept of Snorlax was inspired by longtime Pokémon developer Koji Nishino

[Marc Luino @GiraffeNeckMarc]

If the Mets trade for Luis Robert I’ll giveaway one Luis Robert Mets jersey to one person who follows me and RT this post. Good Luck 🙏🏻

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

Your reminder that Toni Collette didnt even get an Academy nom for this performance.

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

Remembering the incomparable Philip Seymour Hoffman, born on this day in 1967. No one better. ❤️

PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002)

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Benny Agbayani’s son getting drafted makes me feel really old.

[monkey spit @monkeyspiit]

What if The Undertaker was called The Understander and he listened very earnestly while you talked to him about your problems

[jeh LAH nee @JDel41]

@KevinOConnorNBA KOC! Are you and @ChrisVernonShow ok?

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

Let me say this now before it gets crazy.

THANK YOU THIBS. He was the lead voice behind the Knicks resurgence and should be celebrated by the fans for a job well done. The Knicks don't get back to stability and respectability without him.

Salute.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Barista: And what’s a good name to put on the cup?

Me: The Barista Strangler