John Short

sarky git

[John Short @JDherts]

Wish they would change the intro music to #ImACeleb every time I hear it I keep thinking it's Christmas ⛄

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@piersmorgan No, that dog don't hunt.

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Not watched #EastEnders for quite some time now. Trying to catch up. When did Jack turn into such a twat?

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#McDonalds in Letchworth has got to be the slowest fast foot joint ever.

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@mikebrewer No need for that, if you don't like the show change channels #twit PS still would love to see you guys do a Morris Marina 😂

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Whilst I'm sure that Ally McCoist is a lovely bloke. I wish #ITVSport would put up subtitles when he's punditing the #FIFAWorldCup

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Wishing Wales all the luck in the world against the USA #WorldCup

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What with a war in Europe and that lunatic Putin with his finger on the nukes button. What harm can it do to let Trump back on Twitter? He won't stir things up will he?

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I shouldn't worry too much about #LizTruss she'll pick up work here and there. My local #McDonalds is hiring if she's interested? 🤪🤪

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Thank you #Scotland for taking good care of #TheQueen you did us proud.

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

I don’t care if you are a republican or despise the Royal Family.

To make vulgar comments about the Queen’s ill-health is totally inappropriate.

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God save the King and may God bless her majesty's sprit #TheKing

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Watching #CelebrityMasterchef have to say that #ChrisEwbank always presents himself as a sophisticated gentleman. #SnappyDresser

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Quite enjoying #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds can't say the same for captain #Jedwards hair style though 🤪

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@wonderkrisp Cool fridge ,,,,, literally 😁

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Germany 🇩🇪 v Spain 🇪🇸 this should be a good match #WEURO2022

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Watching these matches and getting so impressed by the quality and skills of these utter professional football players. Fantastic competition #WEURO2022

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Quite enjoyed the party at the palace yesterday, but did someone at the #BBC just pull the plug out at the end?? #platinumjubilee2022

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Watching her majesty the queen on the balcony and have to say she looks great, love the pale blue outfit #PlatinumJubilee

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Oh my goodness, #Ukraine has sunk a #Russian war ship. Always thought that the Russian military was powerful, apparently not