Jessica Dempsey

Hi I'm Jessica!!!! I joined Twitter to meet some new peeps and catch up with some old friends. I'm so excited for this experience!! FOLLOW ME :)

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Finally, these fucks make the news!!

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Sitting in the parking lot of the gym, and I ACTUALLY started to tear up just thinking about my dog and what a good girl I think she is.

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

I should’ve known better than to text about the NBA on a group chat that my mom is on. #SheDoesntGetIt #BlessHerHeart

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Finally, my phone is autocorrecting ‘shot’ to ‘shit.’ Only took my phone 12 years.

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Bakery employee-“I’m not sure I spelled ‘congratulations’ right on the cake you ordered.”
Me-“Haha”
Employee-“No I’m serious”
Me-“oh. Um.”

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Currently setting up a Go Fund Me for Maximum Security’s jockey. #poorguy

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

I’m back, bitches. Watching the derby got me like...

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

@jenjshel no, Jen. Abort mission.

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

@jenjshel @TyJMeyer90 I'm laying in bed wanting to just not do tomorrow. Hahahah

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

"If I had to imagine what Jeffrey Dahmer's handwriting looked like it would be ken meiber's. Shaky and serial killer esque"- @lexi_eddy

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

You know you're a teacher when you find a pen in your bra.

[jjshel @jenjshel]

#whatschoolsneed more moments like these that aren't measured by a state report card @OhioEA @TyJMeyer90 #WeareMtHealthy #ohedchat

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

Poor Mr. Swoops. The saga continues.

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

You know you're tired when you're washing your hands and try and wash off your tattoo. #naptime

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

It's students like you that keep us going. We all love you. Stay on that grind. We are all so proud! 💙💜 https://t.co/geWacF5v7O

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

@jenjshel we should have the teachers do this at a pep rally

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

@jenjshel Hahahaha Jen, I knew you'd be the first to respond to this.

[Jessica Dempsey @JDiggityDog007]

The only thing I want to be able to do in life is the juju beat dance. No really that's it.

[Mt. Healthy Owls @mthealthyowls]

🏉 Scott Peterson...honorary captain...MH grad....31 years of service at MH! We are Mt. Healthy!!