Dizzle

PNW • PT Student • Indigitalian • Take the Cannoli, Leave the Gun

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

How the hell can you call your baseball team "The Rainiers" and then NOT SELL RAINIER BEER AT YOUR DAMN STADIUM?!

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

Millennials that grew up broke teaching millennials that grew up financially secure ‘tricks on how to save money’ (bc we’re all broke now) is the type of power and camaraderie that our government fears

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The Super Mario Bros movie is a cinematic masterpiece

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Cass just CONFIDENTLY stated “there’s air in outer space” 😬

Who’s gonna tell her

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He just like me fr fr

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@zorktheoverlord No perfume cmon all natural stank

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Portapottys walked so gender neutral bathrooms could run

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Cass saw a MEME about dog food “having more grams of protein than there is grams of actual food”

I had to explain to her, in PAINSTAKING detail for 15 minutes why it’s IMPOSSIBLE to have more grams of protein than there is total grams of food

It took FIVE whole ass metaphors

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

@willsimpson06 Pimp it harder next time 😤 F the haters

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Will Simpson @willsimpson06 got ejected for this excessive celebration after hitting a game tying homerun. What do y’all think and let me know where the excessive part is please

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20 day update - Just asked Cass which is bigger, 1/3 or 1/2. Without missing a beat, INSTINCTIVELY, she said 1/3

To be fair, she did correct herself. She just had to think about it for about 90 seconds

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

“Is 1/3 less than 1/2??”
- Cass

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@zorktheoverlord What happened

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@bitchesbenosey @namefromheaven Boy do we

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@banjh0e 👀

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

“Is 1/3 less than 1/2??”
- Cass

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

My workout playlist has once again absolutely skewed the fuck out of my Spotify Wrapped 😮‍💨

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

Accurate

[aro @zorktheoverlord]

me knowing jd is the only one who reads my tweets: 🥹

[Dizzle @JDizzleJones]

Cassidy doesn’t know what rods and cones are in the eye

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Imagine if we were still posting on Facebook like it’s 2012

LMS for a TBH & RATE XD :P

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@debolikasen Get hit with the “I love curry!”

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@debolikasen RIP