Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry

Just a chill guy looking for some play

[Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry @JdJorkin]

Ladies and gentleman, JD is back. Yes I'm wearing Peter. Hog will not be getting wet tonight. #lank

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@primopledge13 It's art that the simple mind can't comprehend.

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@holdzyn This white man can DRINK

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Four loko and dude perfect stereotypes. Yes it's Monday night.

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UTK I'm inside you. #lilylang

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Weekend stats:
Friday: no butt
Saturday: no butt(2 hugs)
Sunday: no butt
When will I ever catch a break?

[Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry @JdJorkin]

Option A: kill myself
Option B: kill myself

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Gave the cops my info am I fucked??

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What does a white boy like me have to do to get some butt these days??

[Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry @JdJorkin]

Yea you could say I have a boner right now.

[Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry @JdJorkin]

My two buds brought home two chuzz to my crib uninvited? What should the repercussions be? #shrink

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Budweiser is the new best light beer.

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@FingleDinkle Go ahead and log off for me #shrink

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Just got news that @primopledge13 voted BIDEN.

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Thanks to @DanjsThema86901 I'm now playing blackjack at the fliff casino in first period. #dedication

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@primopledge13 Jah,

There's a difference between saying you're gonna start and actually doing it. I've had the same issue recently. Motivation and discipline don’t come naturally for us white folks. So strive for greatness and don’t yield to laziness.

Inspirationally,
JD

[Jorkin Dapenis "JD" Dingleberry @JdJorkin]

James Franklin and Drew Allar, get fucked. #GoIrish

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@olemissBK BK,

I got my prebid to pike. I'm pretty much a Nelk boy.

Thanks,
JD

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I'm never hosting again. #GoIrish #fuckmal

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.