JD Kryton

You think it’s offensive. I think it’s funny. That’s why I’m happier than you. Pronouns: figure/it/out ⚖️

[JD Kryton @JDKryton]

@ArchivoHumanoX A man who won’t go down on a woman is a man who sucks in bed. End of story.

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@ZandrTec @Turbinetraveler There’s always one pussy 🙄

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@ZandrTec @BrandonSmi79551 What a pussy 🙄

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

JFC

This is DARK MAN

Woman breaks girl code and reveals to the world

what her friends in s*xless marriages ACTUALLY think.

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@DavidDonaldElk1 @FWPlayboy What’s theoretically possible and what’s likely are two different things.

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@CRYPTOFIT_US @FWPlayboy You’re quite the optimist.

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@maddenifico

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@BroWire_ We need to stop pretending these situations with boys are no different from those with girls. Boys and girls are NOT the same. Everyone one of those guys will look back on this as one of the favorite memories of their lives. This is not popular to say. But it’s a fact.

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@Palestine_UN Nah, that’s FAFO

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@EthanLevins2 @Limare64 @TheDemocrats Go fuck yourself

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@MayorFrey Straight from the textbook

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@TenPointPG @bonchieredstate

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@micah_erfan That’s because you’re a retard.

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@katieporterca What a fuckwit 🙄

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@LeftyWinter A self described socialist is a self described dumbass. Dear, when you have a kindergarten-level understanding of economics, please don’t speak in grownup conversations. Stick to your crayons and coloring books.

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@MeyekOnRoute66 @CollinRugg I read your book

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@sciencegirl What’s impressive about a mental disorder?

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@MilitaryCooI

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@YuletideCarolS @Raysosunshine @GovRonDeSantis Oh honey 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Yazan198636 @ImtiazMadmood