Johnathan Crull

Best extrovert you've never seen. Fortis cadere cedere non potest

[Johnathan Crull @JDL_Commander]

“Pasta Alfredo? More like Pasta Afraido” I shout outside at the Olive Garden after getting kicked out from challenging the chef to a cook off and him refusing for the third time this week

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could've Been Beautiful Day At Beach https://t.co/DFlQVXoTuV

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

“Mohamed Atta boarded a plane on September 11th, 2001 for what could’ve been a normal flight enjoying the friendly skies.

But his life would drastically change when he found himself in the cockpit of the plane right outside a NYC skyscraper.” - CNN

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

I’m still trying to process what just happened.

The highest ranking US intelligence official, just released smoking gun docs proving that Obama and his underlings committed treason/sedition.

Meaning Trump was right about everything, the news is fake, and the Deep State is real.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Holy sh*t.

Stop what you’re doing. Give yourself 3
minutes. Listen to this.

Marco Rubio 2015.

He called it.

He called it word for word, like a play-by-play.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

The European mind cannot comprehend the extent to which Americans unapologetically enjoy obliterating terrorists

This is a real video released by the official white house account, and we will look at this and unapologetically be like 'f*ck yeah, that was dope'

https://t.co/LfcOxhe712

[Carry The Fire @thovght_crimes]

Eventually there will be a Middle Eastern baby that can withstand a direct hit by a laser guided munition. It’s called evolution. We just have to keep trying.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

nobody:

me after 3 domestic beers:

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

“I actually prefer it when the smoke detector beeps all day and night.”

[Johnathan Crull @JDL_Commander]

@libsoftiktok I asked him if I could file a police report and the person at the front desk said he was not going to help me with that, and that the police wouldn’t care anyways. Fucking dumb shits.

[Johnathan Crull @JDL_Commander]

@libsoftiktok I was able to talk to the front desk person and realize it was the same person. I understand how you can’t discriminate but he literally walked an OBVIOUS homeless man through how to use the ATM machine and try and grab money from multiple different cards withouth making a report

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

My entire timeline since America beat Canada this morning

[Shroom @ApuShroomCycle]

The US citizenship test needs one additional requirement.

You have to eat a Wendy’s Triple Baconator.

This will help fix our immigration problem immediately

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

Good morning sunshine.!!!

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

OMG good job Speaker of the house.!!!

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

BREAKING: Father says he ‘WILL K*LL’ the man who broke into his Kentucky home and st*bbed his six-year-old boy to death after he was released from prison having served just half his sentence

The boy’s father says, “I’ve had my talks with God… I told the court if I ever cross paths with him, I will k*ll the man — I will k*ll him where he stands.”

Ronald Exantus, 42, was released early from prison for good behavior

He m*rdered Logan Tipton and severely injured his father and two young sisters

Exantus entered the home through an unlocked door on the night of December 6, 2015

Logan was st*bbed repeatedly in the head so forcefully that the knife blade bent

Exantus was sentenced to 20 years in 2018 after being found not guilty by reason of insanity for the m*rder and guilty but mentally ill on the assault charges

[Johnathan Crull @JDL_Commander]

You reap what you weep
(Reap what you sow)

[Johnathan Crull @JDL_Commander]

“Pocket in a pear tree, right?”