Jon Lewen

Half-Cornish. Cricket nerd. Running around Porthleven.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Can we at least all agree that this experiment of handing the world’s most powerful office to a dumb TV host and shady career criminal with no government knowledge, 6 bankruptcies, 68 charges of sexual assault, 7,300 lawsuits and $1,000,000,000 in debt did not go well at all?

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

in 1086, the first ever english census of landholders and property was completed. the recorded names of landholders in the original manuscript include:

-Ælfric the pig
-Hugh the ass
-Thorgot
-Hwelp
-Humphrey Goldenbollocks
-Snot
-Snoterman
-Gyrth
-Robert the bastard

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

if Australia can vote out a boorish, self interested egomaniac - then the UK absolutely can 🤞🤞🤞

[BFI @BFI]

We can’t wait to bring #EnysMen, @mark_jenkin’s highly anticipated follow-up to Bait, to UK cinemas later this year!

Premiering today at Cannes Directors' Fortnight.

[Bosena @BosenaFylm]

"Rather than picking the audience up & taking them into the darkest corner of the woods & then leading them back out again, it's something that takes you into the woods & just leaves you there."
@Mark_Jenkin talking to @THR about #EnysMen (currently premiering @Festival_Cannes)

[Bosena @BosenaFylm]

and the reviews begin - here's @robbiereviews 4 star write up of #enysmen for @Telegraph ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@Mark_Jenkin
@BosenaFylm

https://t.co/MjnHR70l7p

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

Twice in a week 🤟

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

Framed #49. 🤟

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

@astrotomato @Tim_Burgess Surprised. I always thought Peter Kay’s car share was really good

[David Mosquera @renaldinhos]

Michael Scott as Emmanuel Macron: a thread

[Ali Martin @Cricket_Ali]

Give it Moeen

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

Long weekend. Let’s do this. https://t.co/Hhy6YVZO4O

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

@JustineLewen I live with a witch

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

Why is so much time and energy being wasted on Boris Johnson? Get this idiot off the stage. Actual things need to be done

[Jon Lewen @JDLewen]

@LynneLees2 Always a pleasure @LynneLees2 and great to see you out running again! We can work on expansive arms as a next step

[Bosena @BosenaFylm]

We thought it would be a good time to reintroduce ourselves to those who know us, and those who don't! We are Bosena, an independent film production company, established in 2019 and based in Penzance.

Want to find out a bit more? See our website below👇 https://t.co/u8sio9z6fi

[Rhitankar Bandyopadhyay @_rhitankar_]

Test runs for England this year :

1708 - Root
1204 - Root in team's 1st inns
1047 - Root outside home
932 - Root vs India
876 - Root when won toss
832 - Root when lost toss
805 - Root in wins
794 - Root in Asia
661 - Root at home
648 - Root in losses
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530 - Burns
412 - Extras

[Will McKee @Will__McKee]

I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And everyone started applauding and they have let me have a go at steering.

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Brexit HR

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

They’ve started rehearsing for that new ABBA concert. It was incredibly loud. You could hear the drums from Nando’s