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Gonna write a book called βEar wax saved my hearingβ solely based on anecdotal evidence brought to you by the amount of earwax I always seem to find in my right ear. The prologue will be βRIP left earβ.
DEAN: βWhatβs the tariff on bananas?β
LUTNICK: β10%.β
DEAN: βWalmart already raised banana prices by 8%.β
LUTNICK: βWell, if you build in America, thereβs no tariff.β
DEAN: βYou canβt build bananas in America.β
So Iβm at a show last night, walking through the crowd to get to the bathroom. If you know me, you know Iβm saying βsorryβ a thousand times like a Canadian weaving in and out of people. Well, how about this lady stopping me and saying βyou should say excuse meβ. Canβt win.