jd

going postal

[jd @JDP729]

for you, i will

[bella @YEAGERlSM]

This fucking game bro

[jd @JDP729]

https://t.co/5eQRv2d2Zn

[t ♡🍓 @halfkoumorii]

what do yall know about the esse shooting red with filipino health warning

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑯 𝑩𝑬𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 🏳️‍⚧️ @BeyonderSmash]

I need yall to stop comparing Micheal Jackson to this 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑹

[MowtenDoo 🔜 AnimeExpo @MowtenDoo]

Hatsune Miku the doorbell chud #初音ミク

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Karl Gropes Youngermen

United States, Census, 1920

[visitorQ 🇨🇱 @ins0lacion]

the world you were born in no longer exists.............

[林田真尋 @mahirodesu1998]

人間に肩がある理由を知っていますか？
そうすれば、もし彼らの頭がイスラム教徒の尻に突っ込まれても、完全に奥まで滑り込むことはないだろう。

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

Hereditary (2018) / Grant Williams Pole (2023)

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Piers Morgan has exploded

[🕸️ @recreatings]

gotta be the funniest grok interaction I’ve seen

[yosuba @coolfunnnn]

gonejo

[saiken, M.D. 💜🩺 doctor vtuber @saikenMD]

Cannon minions (egg cells) spawn (ovulate) every other wave (cycle). Minion waves build up the game state (endometrium) by pushing (sustained by progesterone from the corpus luteum).
Every so often, a top laner will come around with S7 Banner of Command (sperm cell) and promote (fertilize) one of the cannon minions. Combining a Banner of Command with a cannon minion creates a promoted minion (zygote) which can then push down the lane (fallopian tubes) and reach the base (uterus) to hit the nexus (implant in the uterine lining and create a pregnancy).

When the minion wave (endometrium) becomes too big, the enemy team has to respond to stop your push (involution of the corpus luteum after 14 days). So the Level 16 Sivir runs it down mid and presses W and clears the entire wave, stopping the entire push, and resetting the lane (menstruation). Watching the Sivir clear the whole wave with one button is painful and makes you feel like shit, even though your top laner will never understand what it feels like. This cycle repeats every month.

[The Jeh @The__Jeh]

that guy on the right looks suspiciously like a dragon

[rosie @rosiegotstacked]

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

[june @egglord101]

when you’re rubbing your eye and you reach the eyeclit

[Snegovski🐍 @sneg9623]

Good mornin' guys