Jeff

I can't help it, I'm from the suburbs.

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

Ronaldo isn’t even the best Ronaldo

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

@mlbbowman Can you make fun of Richie more so at least he will be dominant next year? It worked with Fuentes

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

The anguish of going 32-0 and losing in the sweet 16 in https://t.co/YFipkUzlH4

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

What’s the deal with Austin Riley?

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

The goggles do nothing!

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

@WelBeast Keep them around until billionaires make us pay for new ones

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

The cast of the UK Office in 2004 telling people you couldn’t do The Office in this current culture climate

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

Paying my phone bill again this month so I can be bombarded with spam calls about loans and tax relief

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

Strider’s MRI didn’t show any ligament damage, just inflammation. There aren’t any current concerns about him needing surgery. Today’s visit with Dr. Meister (performed surgery in 2024) will just provide an indication of what the next steps will be. Meister will provide a timetable for recovery. By tomorrow, we’ll have an idea of when Strider could begin throwing again.

[Zach Kram @zachkram]

That half was the most fun I've ever had watching the USMNT. This is incredible.

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

This is a much more creative USMNT then we are used to seeing in WC

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

It’s Alex Smith’s fault the Niners lost the 2012 NFC Championship, not Kyle Williams

[Stick to the Model @StickToTheModel]

what NFL opinion makes you feel like this?

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

@byjoelanderson Tony was my guy alright! My guy!

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

Basketball is the best

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ozzie Albies was the man @PardonMyTake

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

shutting down midtown and making life hell for die hard knicks fans just for him to sleep at the game

[Jeff @JDSchnitz]

ABC/ESPN, I promise we do not need Draymond there

[Carsley Golf @CarsleyGolf]

When I was young, I sucked at golf. But now, after years of dedication, practice, and coaching, I'm no longer young.