John David Taylor

Disabled and non-working. Born in Illinois, raised in North Carolina.

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Stephen King: "Who doesn't rape people?"
Incels. Give us our props.

[John David Taylor @JDTAY87]

If Belgium scores the next goal, I'm going to bed.

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I can't wait for the US to shoot Belgium with their Balogun.

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I went to sleep before the England Mexico match yesterday. I'm not sure if I can stay awake for the US and Belgium. I'll try drinking some coffee, but with my empty stomach, it's gonna end up mostly being diarrhea.

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I haven't eaten since Friday. I go grocery shopping tomorrow though, so I should be all right. I am a little worried about what I'll end up buying while I'm literally starving, but I can probably afford it.

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Why hasn't Spain scored yet? Are they retarded or just retarded at soccer?

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The Democrats are once again ignoring the results of a primary and installing their own guy. This is why I left this party.

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I've actually been thinking I might be able to convince her to go to Jekyll and Hyde Taphouse in Belmont. I've already been there twice, but it's pretty good food that's slightly overpriced, which makes it good that my dad's paying for it.

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My dad is going to be out of town the week of my birthday, so we still haven't actually decided if we're celebrating it on the 8th or the 22nd. I think it's my twin sister's decision. She's also probably picking the restaurant we're going to. I still have to get her a present.

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My sister actually wanted to go to a British pub in Charlotte, but two things went wrong. The first being that my dad said he doesn't want to go to Charlotte, and the second being that the pub in question actually closed, though they say they're looking for a new location.

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Portugal: "We have Ronaldo, the oldest person ever to play soccer!"
Spain: "My, how intimidating."

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I don't know what to think of Christianity. On the one hand, it's a stupid lie that makes people do stupid shit. On the other hand, it's going to be the one thing that prevents Mamdani from taking over the US and starting the second Holocaust.

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Brazil got waxed.

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I'm rooting for the team from the Norwegian region.

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I might regret this, but I'm going to try drinking some coffee on an empty stomach. I just haven't really done anything all day. I need my caffeine.

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My stepmother has been in the hospital for two days. My dad only said her sodium was low, but if that were the only problem, you'd think she could just do one IV and leave without even staying overnight. At this rate, he might not even visit me on Wednesday.

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I have zero food in my stomach right now, and it means all the water I'm drinking is turning straight to diarrhea. On the plus side, I've gone from 325 pounds to 310 pounds in like three days.

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I'd really like to die soon. Poor health is overhyped though. My diabetes is very well controlled, and I don't think anyone in history has ever died from gallstones.

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There is no other side. When you die, you wake up in Earth's future. The reason no one has discovered this is that time travel back to the past is impossible, as evidenced by the lack of time travelers.

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This Canada Morocco referee dispenses yellow cards like they're PEZ.