๐บ๐ธTrump: "We have renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America."
๐บ๐ธCanada: "We are going to rename Lake Michigan as Epstein Lake." ๐คฃ๐ฅ
No one cooks Trump better than Canadians.
An old lady handed her bank card to the bank teller and said, "I would like to withdraw $500."
The teller told her, "For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM."
The old lady wanted to know why?
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, "These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you."
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, "Please help me withdraw all the money I have."
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, "My apologies Ma'am, you have $35M in your account and our bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?"
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $250,000.
"Well, please let me have $250,000 now," she requested. The teller did so quickly, then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her elderly client.
The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $249,500 back into her account.
Don't be difficult with us old people, we spent a lifetime learning many skills.
๐จ BREAKING:
One hour after announcing his resignation, U.S. Joint Chiefs Chairman General Randy George reportedly said:
"Donald Trump should be hospitalized immediately; I doubt his mental fitness. He is leading the U.S. military toward disaster."
Gang Hung Lae - Another Thai northern dish that reflects the culinary influences from our neighbours, this thick curry has a special concoction of peanuts and fresh ginger for crunch and aroma.
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Nam Prik Ong - This is a mild-tasting tomato-based chilli dip made from minced pork and curry paste. It goes well with fresh vegetables and, of course, sticky rice or the whole shebangs of the local delicacies.
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๐จโ๐ณ๐น๐ญPanuvit Khaokaew prepares food during the final of the "Bocuse d'Or" (Golden Bocuse) trophy in Lyon on Monday. The contest, a sort of world cup of cuisine, was started in 1987 by Lyon chef Paul Bocuse to reward young international culinary talents. Photo: Laurent Cipriani/AP