Jake W

That dude that does this thing ( . . . )

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@rita_otis STAND BACK!

Let the man save a life!🔥 . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@hshLauraJ Sweet watermelon mama . . . 🔥

You’re something else MRS. S . . .

You’re something else . . .

HOOOO DOOOOGY!🔥

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

YOU LIKE THAT!?!? . . .

awwww yeeeah!🔥

YOU LIKE LIKE THAT SHHHEEEEIT!!?!?! . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@kevin_nealon Heh heh heh heh heh . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@putzisbackbaby Daniel Boone knows . . .

Oh wait . . .

That was a Raccoon . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@putzisbackbaby They made a stop in Vancouver as well . . .

That’s where they climbed up the Kentucky thoroughbreds ass and snuck into Troy.

Oh wait . . .

That’s not how it went at all . . . 🤷‍♂️

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

Welp . . .

Time for another nap . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

I’ve just awakened from my nap.

Did you miss me? . . .

Ooohhh yes . . .

Me thinky you missy me long time . . .

O cooochie coochie coooo . . .

. . . He.

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@wendeeluvz Holy shit! 🔥

Put that Mexicano culo on me!

GAWD DAMMIT! 🔥

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@GeneralPatton83 OKAY!!!

I thought you’d never ask! 🔥

. . . 👃

It’s a peener . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@deathmm84 Yeah but not me.

You think I taste like carrots . . .

. . .

Womp, womp, wooooooomp . . .

🎺

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@MuricaLee Thanks!🔥maaam!

. . .

This is waaay better than a juice clean cleanse . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@InfragilisTee I think I got a boner . . .

And I have curly hair . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@deathmm84 Bro . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@MarieJuana6985 Well go home and get that damn thing.

WE GOTTA GAME TO WIN! 🔥

. . .

Put on that cheerleader outfit too . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@wendeeluvz You sexy . . .

Beeeeeyatch 🔥

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@InfragilisTee Awwww come on . . .

What else am I gonna do with this peanut butter . . .

Somebody’s gotta lick this shit off my balls dammit . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@Edmontondude Do it . . .

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@putzisbackbaby Ooooh im thinkin it.

Time to pork Ms piggy’s bunghole. 🤷‍♂️

[Jake W @JDUB1992007]

@GeneralPatton83 It’s a giraffe! 🦒

QUICK!

Throw it some lettuce . . . 🥬