Jackie

May you be happy and free from suffering-Alfred Bellini WAC 2020❤️🐦

[Jackie @JDulaff]

The only thing standing between me and My 21st birthday celebration is a 10 page paper about the “Sound of Music”.

*cracks knuckles*

These hills are about to come aliveeee Maria get readyyyy ⛰👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Jackie @JDulaff]

Lemme send u my Venmo

[Jackie @JDulaff]

a WHOLE Thanksgiving mood. 🦃🦃🦃🦃

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I don’t eat carbs, I AM carbs.

[𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. @myhoneypeaches]

if you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?

[𝚓𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊 @JavonceK]

My mom just fell through the mf ceiling, enjoy.

[Jackie @JDulaff]

@RachelW113 I feel like the romper would really ride up in places you don’t need clothes riding up into at night time...

[Jackie @JDulaff]

I hate when people hold you to a standard that they don’t even hold themselves to... and then get mad when you don’t meet their expectations.

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[kelc @kelcee_essman]

buffalo chicken dip rt if u agree

[Jackie @JDulaff]

@katienathann I feel that.

[Jackie @JDulaff]

Ummm excuse me @foodnetwork are we kidding with two winners for Star??? Like u really couldn’t pick one? I’m disappointed.

[Jackie @JDulaff]

@leannepalazzo Ok but my mother does that all the time so maybe u and her could peak together next time 😂

[Jackie @JDulaff]

Sounds like a sociopath to me.

[my cute fiend sweet princess @magictricker]

i accidentally told a customer their total was $17.76 instead of $17.67 i said “sorry.. just thinking about the declaration of independence i guess” and he did not laugh or smile

[Jackie @JDulaff]

Tomorrow is Harry Potter day at work so I’m picking a hogwarts house for all the kids and I’m putting 2 in Slytherin.
One cuz he’s very conniving and does whatever he wants so that shows ambition and drive, like a true snake... and the other just cuz she’s a lil’ bitch. 🐍🐍💚🖤

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 🌬 @annaerwinnn]

rt if you’re

-pregnant
-hungry
-cheating on your gf/bf
-depressed
-on your period
-in love w/ someone but you haven’t told them
-broke
-happy and content with your life

no one will ever know which one

[Jackie @JDulaff]

Damn @ me next time 😂❤️ https://t.co/LLygkQEOcr

[xavier @xvvvier]

so ur telling me my brain can remember the exact features of a stranger i once saw at a restaurant in 2014 but i can’t recall the answers to a test worth 20% of my final grade? smh it be ya own memory storage

[Jackie @JDulaff]

I don’t argue for much but here’s my #1 thing... how are parents out here not getting their kids vaccinated! Like measles were eradicated and now they’re back because u think u have the “option” not to vaccinate your children. Ridiculous. Dangerous. Stupid.