a human bean

still got my wisdom teeth (she/her)

[a human bean @Jduncss]

google maps is an absolutely fantastic application no notes

[a human bean @Jduncss]

older lady beside me on skytrain to richmond watching animal youtube videos entitled “this stray dog followed them home, look what happened” and “she lost her baby brother and cried all night” on full volume NOT a joke

[a human bean @Jduncss]

i GOTTA get back into brunch

[a human bean @Jduncss]

i get emotional if i think about the concept of relationships too hard like… romantic platonic familial past present future those bitches have made me who i am and will continue shaping me!!!! wth!!!!

[a human bean @Jduncss]

brat comes out and one week later i do mdma for the first time in like 7 years coincidence??????? 365 party girl summer yes that’s happening

[a human bean @Jduncss]

looked up how to deep clean the inside of the dishwasher and this birch ass website said to do it once a month????????? are you high

[a human bean @Jduncss]

tmi but if everyone was having the kind of sex i have been having the past few months the world would legitimately be a better place like wars would end i’m sure of it

[a human bean @Jduncss]

no one was as excited to hear i got into school as the tiny 65 yo quebecois gardener who i see like twice a week at the garden smh love u carmen

[a human bean @Jduncss]

@micropancake yessss yes yes yes

[a human bean @Jduncss]

@bluntbabygirll @SydDivineTarot @mysticstudioco sorry but scorpio sun cancer moon gemini rising and my names also jess hi

[a human bean @Jduncss]

i’m driving to surrey for sunglasses someone check my vitals

[a human bean @Jduncss]

going absolutely FERAL on marketplace rn

[a human bean @Jduncss]

i fucking loooooove stealing

[a human bean @Jduncss]

deleting dating apps i’ll just walk up and down the strathcona section of the adanac bike path

[a human bean @Jduncss]

@micropancake she is peak delusion the way she talks to literally everyone (including kandi who i would take a bullet for at this point) is insane

[a human bean @Jduncss]

fucking incredible tv i’m losing my mind over this

[a human bean @Jduncss]

@micropancake AAAHHHHH

[a human bean @Jduncss]

@themoneymart woooow wowowow a baggu medium crescent. i could cry