Jean Grogan

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@fesshole Think your wife didn’t notice you getting prepped for your « catch up? »

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@The_Anomaly_men @fesshole It was a staple job

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@fesshole Sheldon Cooper, we know you’re there

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@fesshole Maybe it’s the subliminal message Snickers => Knickers

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@richardxday @fesshole You’re mansplaining, Richard, that wasn’t the point of the post

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@RealDMitchell “Nice to see you, to see you…”

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@QudsNen How much did you have to pay and to whom?

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@unreMARKLEble Maybe she doesn’t make alterations because she returns the stuff to the store the next day and swears it’s unworn.

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@Proboscideans @MnarMuh She should be banned from leaving her house

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

The dumbest part of Twitter's rebrand into X is clicking on the "logo" to try to close the app.

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@PrivateEyeNews Hi Private Eye, any reason you arrive systematically so late in Paris WHSmiths every fortnight? They tell me, “Oui, il se fait désiré.”?

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@AldiUK I’m shocked. Shocked.

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@ianmiles Still shocking to see a powerful man punch a woman in the face

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@keano81 That ship sailed quite a while ago

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@voguemagazine Not used to Vogue being so witty…

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@wordmancopy Yup!

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@rickygervais Hi Ricky! You were on rue de Monttessuy, outside my door- are you up for dinner or a drink??

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@bmay The most hilarious Tweet I’ve ever seen, thanks !

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@VoltarCH The only brilliant thing I have ever read on Twitter. Thank you for this and best of luck!

[Jean Grogan @JeanG]

@AmandaPCraig @LucyMangan Is it Farrow and Ball’s Arsenic?