jean

known for bad dad jokes

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Belichick pulling up on Chapel Hill tomorrow

[Taco Belle 🌮👸🏻 @xxtacobelle]

People will either show up for us or they won’t. But the funny thing about having a baby is we get to pick and choose who he’ll get to be around.

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle Wb me

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Donald Trump got elected, lost an election, then won another election all in the same span Dak Prescott has failed to make a Conference Championship Game as the Cowboys starting QB.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As this video describes, Trump supports women’s rights far more than Kamala!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck it, FULL Deadpool & Wolverine movie

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Shooter must’ve been Bronny James the way he went 1/8

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

putting in two zyns after 11 beers

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle I love you❤️

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle Fixed it

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@barnesjade_ Just to still see the entire thing on their Snapchat story the next morning

[jean @JeanaRaper]

It’s 5:49 am and all I can think about is that @xxtacobelle is gonna be carrying our child into this world sometime soon. I never want to wake up from this dream 🥰

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle Wouldn’t want life with anyone else ❤️

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle just disrespected me in bed and it’s not even dinner time 💅🏽

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Florida deputy hears acorn hit his police car, thinks he has been shot at and then opens fire on his own patrol car with a cuffed man in the back of the car.

Unreal.

Okaloosa County deputy Jesse Hernandez convinced himself that he was not only shot at, but that he was also hit with a bullet after an acorn fell on his patrol car.

Hernandez then frantically turned around and unloaded his entire clip at his own patrol car.

"I'm hit!" he screamed.

The freakout then prompted his partner to start shooting at the car as well.

22-year-old Marquis Jackson was cuffed and sitting in the backseat of the patrol car as this all went down.

Thankfully, he was somehow unharmed.

Hernandez has since resigned but was not criminally charged.

The partner got a pass due to the fact that she fired based on his actions.

[jean @JeanaRaper]

@xxtacobelle Sorry