Jeanette Hall - ask me about woods 🌳 and newts 🦎

Purveyor of woodland ecology and herp facts to the discerning. And anyone else, to be honest. Entomophile, bryo-lover, occasional runner seeking lost mojo.

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@pw_thunder @maitlis Or less, if he leaves feet first.

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@lizardschwartz BTW, this generally works in any predominantly Orthodox country.

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@lizardschwartz If you can bear to claim religion, ask for fasting food. In the Orthodox church this is vegan and it's actually really good.

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@the_traitors_ Diane Morgan. But in character as Philomena Cunk throughout. She'd have to be a faithful obvs.

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Glad Joe Lycett made that comment about Cherie Blair accusing someone else's husband of being an idiot. We were all thinking it!
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That was truly beautiful. So happy for Romesh and Bash now!
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So relieved! Glad to see Romesh and Bash win. When it came down to it James was an arse.
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Banish James, banish James!
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Oh fuck James Blunt. So disappointed.
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Absolutely astonished but I'm pleased with that. I do think the traitors would have won if James A hadn't confessed though. He dropped them in it. Hope they stay solid now.
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Wow! Split vote at the end game! Astonishing! James is annoying but at this point I'd like to see a faithful win.
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I love Maya but I love Romesh even more, so not completely heart-broken
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Loving the devil's avocado. Tbh, avocado's are the devil's fruit.
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I'll be so sad if Leigh-Anne is banished for being nice to Miranda in #CelebrityTraitors

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Excuse me Romesh but Bash is not the biggest hero! Leigh-Anne abseiled out of the helicopter whilst pregnant for fuxake!
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Hugely amused at how hard it is for the
#CelebrityTraitors to remember the order they murdered people!

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Maya and Leigh-Anne looking like they're having the best time ever there! Such a fun challenge for the #CelebrityTraitors

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Great to see Romesh still has an appetite! Would like to see him win.
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Basically I want Michael dead now. Never expected to say that of a national treasure.
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@the_traitors_ Disappointing. I wish they'd chosen Amol, who I think would have tried to be a proper traitor.

I think James might need to accept that he's not cut out for reality TV shows. Their unscripted nature, and the need to be constantly alert and focused, seems to be too much for him.