Vibe Clauder

Bullying as a Service.
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[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Robert, après Iron Man, Doom, ils vont aussi lui coller Black Panther, vous l'aurez lu ici en premier. #Doom #BlackPanther #MCU #Disney

[Battle Athlete ⬇️↘️➡️+👊 @BATTLE_ATHLETE]

Hell yea I do!
It was hard as shit but man it was dripping with style.
Felt like Guilty Gear mixed with Contra

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Franchement la pauvre dame qui a perdu toute dignité dans le RER déjà et y a un fdp qui la filme nature sans sucre sans flouter le visage. 🤷‍♂️

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

🔴 INFO - #FaitsDivers : Dans le RER A, une femme a été filmée en train de déféquer dans une rame en marche, sous les yeux médusés des passagers. Choqués, plusieurs voyageurs se sont éloignés. La RATP a condamné « des faits graves et inacceptables ». 🚆💩😱🇫🇷 #RERA #Insalubrité

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Quel chef d'oeuvre 👏

[Akim Omiri @AkimOmiri]

Le savoir est une arme sauf quand Pascal Praud réfute !
https://t.co/0ANeCJjmsY

[Noesis @NoesisFr]

8 femmes ont accusé Éric Zemmour d'agressions sexuelles. Un SMS de 2018, certifié par huissier, fait partie des éléments cités. Pourquoi ce dossier n'a-t-il jamais donné lieu à une enquête judiciaire ?

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Wasted.

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[🌞 @solishortus]

Je cachais à mon mec que de temps en temps j’allais m’acheter une mousse au chocolat du resto en face du taff jusqu’au jour où on y est allés ensemble et que le gérant m’a accueillie par un grand « bjr miss mousse !! » et que tous les employés m’ont saluée 💀 fin de ma double vie

[D'no 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Deanooooo00]

Mf this is Oscar Piastri 😭😭😭

[Docteur Zoé @Dr_Zoe_]

Problèmes des gens qui viennent d’avoir un bébé : logement trop petit, couches trop chères, congé parental trop court, 12h d'attente aux urgences

Problème de Juju qui vient d’avoir un bébé : il y a écrit parent 1 parent 2 à la mairie (il a rayé et mis père et mère a la place 💪)

[Escape Matrice @Surleglobe]

@ChienSurpris Dis donc t'en a pleins des anecdotes

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

King.

[Spencer Baggins @bigaiguy]

A French engineer who lives quietly in Paris has spent 30 years writing software that the entire internet now runs on without knowing his name.

He wrote the code that streams every YouTube video, every Netflix show, every TikTok clip. He wrote the code that runs the virtual servers underneath AWS, Google Cloud, and Microsoft Azure. He calculated more digits of pi than anyone in history. He has no Twitter. He has no marketing. He just keeps shipping.

His name is Fabrice Bellard.

Here is the story, because almost nobody outside the systems programming world knows what one man has built.

Fabrice was born in 1972 in Grenoble, France. He studied at École Polytechnique, the top French engineering school. He never went to Silicon Valley. He never built a startup empire. He just wrote code.

In 2000 he started a project called FFmpeg, an open-source multimedia framework for encoding, decoding, and streaming video. He was 28. The project did one thing nobody else had done well. It handled every video and audio format that existed, in one library, on every operating system. He led it himself for years.

Today FFmpeg is the invisible engine of the internet. YouTube uses it. Netflix uses it. VLC uses it. Chrome and Firefox use parts of it. Every Android phone, every iPhone, every smart TV, every video editing tool you have ever touched runs FFmpeg somewhere underneath. If you have watched a video on a screen in the last 20 years, Fabrice's code processed it.

He was not done.

In 2003 he started QEMU, a machine emulator and virtualizer. He wrote it solo until version 0.7.1 in 2005. QEMU lets you run any operating system on any other operating system. It became the foundation of modern virtualization. KVM, the Linux kernel hypervisor, runs on top of QEMU. Every major cloud provider, AWS, Google Cloud, Microsoft Azure, IBM Cloud, runs virtual machines on infrastructure built around it. The Quick Emulator is the most cited piece of cloud infrastructure code on Earth.

He kept going.

In 2001 he won the International Obfuscated C Code Contest with a small C compiler that grew into TCC, the Tiny C Compiler. TCC can compile and boot a Linux kernel from source in under 15 seconds. In 2004 he calculated the most digits of pi ever computed at the time, using a personal desktop computer and an algorithm he derived himself called Bellard's formula. In 2011 he wrote a complete PC emulator in pure JavaScript that runs Linux in your browser, a project called JSLinux that engineers still cannot believe is real.

In 2019 he released QuickJS, a small but complete JavaScript engine that fits where V8 cannot. In 2021 he released NNCP, a neural network based lossless data compressor that immediately took the lead on the Large Text Compression Benchmark.

Then he turned his attention to large language models. He built TextSynth Server, a web server with a REST API for running LLMs locally. He released ts_zip and ts_sms, compression utilities that use language models to compress text and short messages at ratios traditional algorithms cannot reach. He released TSAC, a very low bitrate audio compression system. In December 2025 he released Micro QuickJS, a new JavaScript engine for microcontrollers, separate from QuickJS, designed for environments with almost no memory.

Fabrice co-founded a telecom company called Amarisoft in 2012, where he serves as CTO. Amarisoft builds 4G and 5G base station software used by carriers and labs around the world. He has been running it for over a decade while continuing to ship personal projects from his own home page at bellard dot org

He has no Twitter. He has no Instagram. He gives almost no interviews. His personal website is a flat list of projects with no styling, no fonts, no marketing copy. Just titles and links.

A quiet French engineer who never moved to Silicon Valley wrote the code that quietly runs the internet.

He is still shipping.

[🏳️‍⚧️ Œstrogène Krabs 🦀 (aka Sanakan) 🔞 @Jotaro_Fujo]

Moi au glorys de creteil

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Quoi-bunga ?

[Paramount Games @paramountgames]

All that remains is vengeance. Announcing TMNT: The Last Ronin in partnership with @platinumgames. #tmnt #thelastronin @platinumgames_j @tmnt

[mollyzer vue sur la mer @LilXeely]

On va finir par inviter toutes les vieillasses pour leur dire une bonne fois pour toute qu'on en a rien a battre de leurs avis périmés

[STG Shmups @STGshmups]

While Brazil’s Street Fighter scene is crazy strong, LATAM is KOF

[bar_barXII @bar_barXII]

��Mash DP”
“No I did that last wake up”
“If it works you’ll win the game”

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Cette gueule de Picasso

[Le Crayon @lecrayonmedia]

La politique va-t-elle tuer les créateurs du web ?

Nous avons reçu le streameur @Sardoche_Lol . Dans cet extrait, il livre son constat sur la normalisation de la pensée et la pression économique qui pèsent sur les créateurs aujourd'hui.

[Vibe Clauder @JeanLoopUltime]

Faut se renommer en 2025 Info.

[- Le Direct Info 🔴 @LeDirectInfo]

C'est le genre d'accident où tu meurs sans même savoir ce qui s'est passé

Le conducteur de BMW, roulant à 200 km/h, a tenté de couper la route à la Porsche, provoquant une collision entre les deux véhicules qui a pris feu.

[🍉 biobak @biobak64]

c'est quoi cette connerie encore

[Hugues 2.0 ♱ @HuguesLeStriker]

Mdrrr il manque un 0 là non ? @franckleboeuf c'est quoi ça

[Rofl Copter ™️ @RolfCoptar]

@prieurdp Fewer parking-lot fender-benders

Much faster to get away (which in SA seems like a smart idea)

Whatever time saved going in forwards is more than lost backing out.

The question should be why *everyone doesn't reverse* in.