Jebel Ceesay

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If you haven’t already check this out (25 minutes in) @JordanHigo banging out some serious tunes #waspyseason 🐝💥
https://t.co/K9iA98D2Hv

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Listen to Lock & Load - Single by Jordan Higo on #AppleMusic. Support your local led https://t.co/X5OXo2BDh7

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There are more atoms in a teaspoonful of water than there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic Ocean

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If you want to lose weight, move to Mars, where you will weigh less than half as much as you do on earth

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In Switzerland it is illegal to hang clothes, mow the lawn or wash the car on a Sunday

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In the UK it is against the law to fall off the top of the Blackpool tower

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In Italy a man can be arrested for wearing a skirt

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In France it is against the law to call your pig Napoleon

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@sainsburys what an awful advert. Come on Sainos, sort it out

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Hahaha must've been mate

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They call him fishy because he loves a chip. Thanks Clive

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They call him fishy because he l

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Sudafed is the one

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Jamie xx needs to make a remix of the stranger things intro

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@niall_costello2 Still mate 😬😂 so peak

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Zapping hell

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One of the best things about Glasto being on TV is being able to see some of the creatures in the crowds

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Why didn't I go to Glasto?

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Shazam is by far the best app ever created