John

Just here to enjoy all the absurdity.

[John @JEBlade844]

@japan_nobunaga And I can flat guarantee you that max was having the absolute time of his life🌭

[John @JEBlade844]

@BamaSaltyMarine I expect I'd get real interested in the person that was giving those illegal orders.

[John @JEBlade844]

@lippyent When the street lights go on.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I sometimes forget that 3DP people make some actual batshit insane designs.

[John @JEBlade844]

@DocStrangelove2 Any bets he tried to make it full auto?? That would be epic. Really,really stupid, but epic. 💥

[John @JEBlade844]

@nettermike All appeals exhausted? Carry out the sentence.

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

When we took over, the FBI Laboratory faced a DNA-processing backlog of more than 1.81 MILLION samples.

Today: ZERO.

🔺 1.81M+ samples processed
🔺 Backlog had been growing by roughly 75,000 samples per month
🔺 Hundreds of thousands of samples were arriving each year
🔺 Profiles can help solve homicides, sexual assaults, mass shootings, and other violent crimes
🔺 Equipment upgraded
🔺 Resources redirected
🔺 Technology improved
🔺 Bureaucratic barriers removed

DNA profiles belong in CODIS helping law enforcement solve crimes—not stalled in a government backlog.

Under President Trump’s leadership, we are rebuilding the FBI around one standard: MISSION FIRST.

-DKP🇺🇸

[John @JEBlade844]

@FBIDirectorKash This backlog has been a huge issue for law enforcement. Thank you.

[John @JEBlade844]

@kiesha9i That's one of the big reasons humans have invited them into their homes for thousands of years. They're also really good at pest control inside the home, and they work really cheap.😸

[John @JEBlade844]

@DimaZeniuk Build lots of handy robots maybe??

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

I don't think we need Trump signs or even Republican signs for our yards anymore

Just hang an American flag and people will know you're not a Communist Democrat that hates our country

[John @JEBlade844]

@SaltyGoat17 Damn, I like it. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[Matthew Pinner @MattPinner_]

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

[John @JEBlade844]

@MattPinner_ Chopped onions and a can of cream of whatever. Oven or nuke it.

[John @JEBlade844]

@MikeBales Yeah, if you need to, you can just tell the cops it's your non-lethal backup weapon.😉

[John @JEBlade844]

@ojessie__ Shopping at Walmart??

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Do we still believe that if you swallow your gum it hangs out in your stomach for seven years?

[John @JEBlade844]

@MikeBales I think somebody did a study on that and they revised it down to 5 years.

[John @JEBlade844]

@theamelia___ Go 'elsewhere'. Then thoughtfully reevaluate your relationship. Probably end up staying 'elsewhere'.

[John @JEBlade844]

@learning_yohei Would really like to find some excellent noodles. Unfortunately, my chopsticks skills would probably be declared a public safety hazard.