Jeb🍇

sophist, pharisee, dumb moron, polka fan

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

The questions assume certain behaviors and then there’s Unc activities within behaviors, there was no “no, I don’t go to clubs ever” button

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

I feel like it should be higher honestly

[Wilson ✞ @WilsonTheKnower]

How, this literally isn’t true.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

@RacePopeIII @LaurenWitzkeDE “Every couple of weeks” is though.

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

If I’m killed, please use my death to push for mass deportations and colonialism, even if it’s completely unrelated.

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

Less than 5 years ago progressives were having earnest discussions about things like the Betsy Ross flag or the SPQR being potentially problematic symbols.

This is a literal SS death’s head tattoo

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

I wish the United States of America was even 5% as evil as hysterical progressives make us out to be.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

You’re not doing what the spell is supposed to make you do, so they go insane about it.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

It’s because the guy isn’t actually a rapist or abuser or whatever, but you’re supposed to believe them when they cast the spells and if you ask them to do something about it, blocking the guy or whatever, it just breaks the whole system

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

What is the theory of mind is here?

They think the reason we expect them to block the rapist is as a favor to their boyfriend?

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

@BillTheKid1603 @arrobajotita We’re being punished by God.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

You don’t have to debase yourself in this way. You don’t have to defend Platner, you don’t have to pretend to be retarded

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Wait, this is the supposed "Nazi tattoo"? I don't buy for a second that 99% of people seeing this would have the slighest idea it has anything to do with Nazis or Hitler. They'd just assume it's a generic "skull and crossbones" that a certain type of guy would think looks cool

[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Gavin thought this wouldn’t age poorly because he couldn’t fathom completing a public works project.

[O.W. Root @owroot]

For a baby, having someone wipe your face with a warm wash cloth is the worst thing in the world that can ever happen to you.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

Brother chose the team that the general public is least likely to give a shit about getting into a fight in public and then immediately bitched about the general public not giving a shit about getting beaten in public

[Exulansic @TTExulansic]

Woman attempts to perform masculinity by confronting a man in the street over a comment she misheard and it does not go as expected. She didn't consider the possibility of getting punched by the strange man. She's angry no one took out their phones to record it.

[Cler @The_Clermontian]

I read a phrase to the effect of 'King Charlie's Kirk' in a book recently and it destroyed me. Bleak!

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

@PNACstreetgang BLACK

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

CAKE is a Very Cool band

[gatherer biden @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

I try to explain this to my wife and you simply can’t without sounding insane

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

I tried explaining to my parents that our taxes are being stolen so that blacks committing EBT fraud can fund Carnival Cruises by selling Nigga Jars out of illegal restaurants to blacks committing TANF fraud, and they looked at me like I was Hitler in the Downfall bunker scene.

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

Mmm Lucky Strikes

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

Look I get it but you can NOT use American Cigarette Brand to make this post

[🇪🇺🇩🇪🌲 @evropauberalles]

American mind will never comprehend this

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

There are some actions which are just and there is no price too high. Vaporizing drug smugglers and their boats is just and opposing this because of the budget is retarded, sorry libtard but they deserve to die and we’re acting righteously by annihilating them

[Jeb🍇 @JebPosts]

There’s a certain type of liberal (all-inclusive) who is opposed to law enforcement or justified violence from the state for financial reasons.

This person is retarded