Blake Jones

UAPs/UFOs are turtles. Birds ARE real you fools. biology professor. Smart, really smart, among the most smartest.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: @AOC just completely went off on Trump after ICE murdered Alex Pretti.

"Donald Trump [is] accusing a Veteran Affairs ICU nurse (Alex Pretti) as being a terrorist against the United States. A man who was treating services members to our country, who was dedicating his life to serving Americans. Who in his final act on this earth was helping a woman pushed to the ground. And they are calling him a Domestic Terrorist, in order to defend their gross abuse of power, their absolute breaching of the law and in order to precipitate greater conflict."

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@alexandrosM @threadreaderapp unroll

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@AlBuffalo2nite @AlexFourmis God has created such awesome death machines. I've seen lions take down an adult elephant and begin to eat it for tens of minutes before the beast finally died. #GodsDesign

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Corn Bling

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OB-GY HEN

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@spiccarella Just read it. I'm a current faculty member. I wonder if the DPJ's still exist.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Better Mother’s Day Gifts

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Drug Snugglers

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@BerryRazi @mysteriouskat Or, she can express her criticism freely. It's @mysteriouskat 's God-given right to NOT hide away. Strong ideas don't need dissenters to be quite.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Gentle Threats

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Detective Horse joins the squad

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@maniaUFO That is a duck my man.

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@DC_Draino

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@terrybythebay @esaagar

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@twolivejew @realDonaldTrump "He came into the office with a T-shirt what else would you expect ?"

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Some More Books That You Will Buy and Never Read

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@zaelefty Just taught this. Good to see the right answer made its way to the top...barely.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Neat gift idea

[Blake Jones @JebusBones]

@528vibes @RiderStormZeke That's how you know it is extraterrestrial, it blinks at a different sequence. Those alien engineers are dumb as shit for putting blinking lights on their UFOs.