Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber.
Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.
Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).
Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres.
Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze.
No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.
This is it. The freeze disproportionately hits the highest earning 20%. Doesn’t really touch the top 1%.
We’ve accidentally created a unique kind of progressive taxation aimed at those earning about £50k to 150k
“We paid for Angela Rayner’s education” this is what posh people think of you btw state-educated folks. Like they literally think less of you, no matter how long ago school was.
Sir Chris Hoy has spoken about his terminal prostate cancer diagnosis which he received last year.
His strength is truly inspiring. ❤️
Watch more from Sir Chris on @BBCBreakfast.
Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. The pyramids were already over 2,500 years old by the time she was born.
If people really want to know what a true British Sense Of Humour is … this is it 😂🤣
So someone put a mannequin at the ATM & made people wait for ages