Jay Elliott

Radical Sandwich Anarchist #poptartsaresandwiches

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

Can’t keep all these totally real females out of my dms. My life is a movie

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@DetroitRedWings @FifthThird Growing up this was the rivalry that taught me about competition, mutual respect and grit. Look how far you’ve fallen, can’t even get your captain to stay 😂

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@buttkicker7 you might be unemployed soon, better hope your wife can work

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@brandtclarke55 LMAO guess a dawg beats a pigeon

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@MarcelAndRogie A win is a win, but if Im Colorado, I treat this like a loss. Kings really figured something out putting Byfield on Makar. Thats one of those small adjustments that can win a series

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@LACity who’s your daddy??? @Avalanche @Rockies @nuggets

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

Homicide notwithstanding insanely impressive that he was able to operate a gun and a motor vehicle at the same time without arms and legs

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

Throwback because the absolute legend who ripped a playoff Hatty in front of the fanbase who was sending him racially charged death threats is back playing
for the good team today

[NHL @NHL]

Nazem Kadri (@43_Kadri) was feeling it tonight as he notched his first #StanleyCup playoff @Enterprise hat trick! 🎩

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@DenSports1043 @bstokley14 @MikeEvans1043 @markschlereth Lmao stick to football bozos

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@Rockies Just woke up from a 5 year coma I can’t wait to watch my favorite Rockie of all time Nolan Arenado! So glad he signed that long term contract before my lights went out 😊

[Luke Hall @OakTreeStatus]

It takes no courage to be a Dodgers fan. It’s like rooting for the sun to come in the morning and then opening champagne when it does.

Being a Rockies fan is different.
I am Brave.
I am Strong.
I am Daring.

I am an idiot.

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@BuffaloBills Great message Poopy Pants must have been hard to do with all the poop in your pants

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@GoldenKnights Your sex offender goalie gave up two separate 2 goal leads 😂😂😂

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@QBgami Was Peyton Mannings 462-7-0 in 2013 not a gami igami

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@GoldenKnights Really proud of my team for beating the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@GoldenKnights Big L for the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

@BetMGM @NFL_Scorigami

[Jay Elliott @JEE5th]

The last time I felt happiness

[Christian @coors_merchant]

I can think of another winner-take-all game that went 13 innings

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

The Colorado Rockies finish the season with a run differential of -424.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.

Have a great day.