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[bah-jee @JeeBah]

just found out the US is in the world cup 😭 thought we were jus havin guests over or smth

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

regreeeeet

[Jamell @jamell__]

Gay Rule #1 Never tell your female friends about DL Men they know ‼️💯

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

I hate a hippy tattoo artist where the mfs fresh outta PRISON 😒

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 12 hours?

> A CEO of a $200 billion company said on camera that 35% of new grads won't find jobs. He didn't even flinch saying it.

> Meta made $165 billion last year and is still firing 15,000 people because apparently record profit isn't profitable enough.

> Some random guy in Florida sold his entire house in 5 days using ChatGPT. No real estate agent, no commission, no experience. Just vibes and a $20 subscription.

> A man in Australia cured his dying dog's cancer with AI after every single vet told him there was nothing left to do. Built a custom vaccine from his couch.

> The guy who created Uber and left 300,000 taxi drivers broke is back. Building robots now because apparently ruining one industry wasn't enough.

> Tinder wants access to your camera roll. Your drunk photos, your 3am notes app meltdowns, your deleted selfies. They're calling it a "vibe check."

> Naval, the man who made hundreds of millions investing in software, just said software is dead. Four words and the entire industry felt it.

> And Anthropic removed the limit on how long their AI can think and then doubled everyone's usage for free. Because when the product is addictive enough you give the first taste away.

All of that happened today. Not this week, not this quarter. Today. A random Saturday in March.

This is worse than you being on meth.

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

@ashleysims760 Yes mommy 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

Just gave asian doll all my w-2's and information I'll let yall know how it goes

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

The gym not even the hardest part, it be the fucking eating

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

Just started Grey's Anatomy and my first thought is what is the mortality rate at that hospital...?

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

Man do your drugs privately you should not be at safeway twitchin in the pasta aisle

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

If we haven’t spoken in 5 years and I somehow still get invited to your wedding, I’m going lmaoo

[dawgyg - WoH @thedawgyg]

@hetmehtaa https://t.co/ZPXZGlL0RA and their news section. Read it every day.

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

Called CPS today on Chrisean Rock

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Don’t insult me in front of people and call it a joke

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

Becoming more like madea as the days go by

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Normalize not bringing up your own relatable story when someone is telling you something about themselves... Just listen.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Louisiana's request is denied.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Real niggas put 4 beers on the company card and label it as "lunch" #airportbeer #charlotte #REALnigga

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i been holding my blunt like a cigarette lately life been beating my ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bah-jee @JeeBah]

My hg finna be in the trenches 😢

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

If u got a BBL …vaneers .. Lipo ..or any kind of cosmetic surgery.. starting March you will no longer be able to receive gov assistance of any kind (section 8 ..food stamp …income tax..etc) due to Trumps new law 😴