AmericanShokkiri

I love sumo, I love being silly... And sometimes crass. I try to just joke around but I'm not terribly good at it. Thank you for your patience. 🙇‍♂️

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@FmrRepMTG Bruh, he's the same guy he was last year and the year before that and before that. You still supported him until he didn't support you. You're both gross.

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@powerkkt20 @otakara18 No. Even AI demonstrates empathy.

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@powerkkt20 @otakara18 That man isn't human though.

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@nick_field90 LOL - high on copium I see

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https://t.co/iJUntPtzQB

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@Hakkeyoi_Sumo Hakuho reappearing to confront Terunofuji would really make my year.

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@MattMorseTV @AOC Bruh, it isn't "big words" it's "overdramatic cringe phrasing."

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@tachiai_blog Man, fuck Isegahama.

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@laurenboebert It's legitimately hard to tell if you're doing this specifically to delay the results / cover for your pedo boss... Or if you're just this incredibly stupid. Like, when you go to jail, they need to set you up with some SpEd classes so you can understand WHY you're there.

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@AshtonForbes @bluegeorgia Good job showing you didn't watch the piece at all and seen all of the receipts Oliver brought. Keep gooning to your Twitter feed like a good lil' 🤖

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

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@jongault_523581 @NickKristof @StarTribune May you get the exact same treatment.

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@zk_whale @reddit_lies @grok Even if you had 1000 online posts, you're assuming that these are all real people and not bots or paid trolls - which is the majority of what's out there... And you're assuming that even 1000 posts is a huge amount because you forget you're comparing it to MILLIONS of reactions.

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"HOSHORYU! DEPLOY THE J-U-D-O!"

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@tegatastore Asakoryu? Ehh it's okay beacuse of his size. Tamashoho and Tohakuryu? 👎 Abi and Chiyoshoma? 👀 ...depends what kinda chaos you wanna see

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What a great tournament.

https://t.co/6rSIhNAqin

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@Berserk336 @The_Japan_News Naw. Dead Body Rule.

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@SumoZeki I also felt like he should be facing off with WTK

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@TeimurazLezhava If only that rikishi threw him thru a wall...

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