Jeeves

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[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

The Inspector Morse episode 'Twilight of the Gods' (1993) features the single most relatable character in all of British TV

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

Jurgen Klopp quotes, but its made into rupi kaur poems

[Hebh Jamal @hebh_jamal]

Remember when they told Palestinians in Gaza to evacuate and live in tents? Yeah well they just bombed a family LIVING IN A TENT and killed 10 children. The father: “my children died cold.”

[Edgar Allan Poeha @bhanilaessence]

Anything that hurts Churchill even beyond the grave is always a good thing

[Sharmine Narwani @snarwani]

When I was young, I never really understood my parents insistence to only use olive oil imported from Palestine. It took a long time and a great distance in a process that was neither cheap nor convenient. The oil came in old beat-up containers that did not look appealing to me at all. In my head, if they wanted to support distant family back home, they could just send them money and save us and them a big hassle. We could just use the nice looking olive oil containers from the nearby store. Yet, this was never an option in our household. The only olive oil we used at home was from Palestine.

As I grew up and started a student part-time job, I worked with olive oil a little. I knew all about olive oil imported from Spain, Italy, and other countries. I knew which ones were better and more expensive. I also learned to tell, based on the pungent taste, which ones were extra virgin. I was tempted to use my employee discount to bring home one of the fancy bottles and use at our kitchen. I could not get myself to do it, and I did not exactly know why. I felt like it would be disrespectful to my parents even if it didn’t make sense to me. It did not feel right. It was not an option.

After living in Palestine for a year during the olive picking season, something changed. The olive picking season in Palestine is holy.

Palestinians relate to the weather based on how it would benefit or harm the olives. There is well-known unspoken rule about treating olive trees with respect. There is a day off from work just to pick olives. On public transportation, it is not unusual to hear someone on the phone telling their friend to stop by for their share of this year’s olive oil stored in what used to be a Coca-Cola or a liquor bottle. A driver will stop in the middle of the way to give his brother- in- law a jar of olives that are so close to one another that they start to crush showing their insides.

In Nablus, the owner of the Nabulsi soap factory takes pride in how picky he is about getting his olive oil. He insists on filling a cup to let me smell how authentic it is and smirks as he sees my diasporic facial expressions transform in appreciation of its strong smell running through all of my brain cells.

I started noticing how olive oil is an essential part of so many dishes. “Palestinians drink more olive oil than water” I would jokingly say and they would laugh in agreement. Olive oil is truly an everyday ritual.

They fantasize about its color when it’s fresh and remind me that it starts to change as it reacts with oxygen over time. They dip their bread into olive oil, just like that and without any additions, and enjoy it more than the sweetest of all foods. I can guarantee that every lunch invitation (عزومة) I received during the olive-picking season was a chance for my hosts to share their olive oil using Msakhan (a traditional Palestinian dish).

I now have a deeper understanding of the psychology behind the burning of olive trees by Israeli soldiers and why farmers moan at the scene as if they lost a loved one.

Wherever you are, if it’s accessible to you, make sure your olive oil is Palestinian. Your ancestors would want that.

-By Dima Seelawi

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Harry of Windsor has claimed he killed 25 people in Afghanistan as part of the NATO occupation.

He described shooting from an Apache it in the following way:

"It's a joy for me because I'm someone who loves playing PlayStation & Xbox, so with my thumbs I'm quite useful"

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#LFC legend @officialbarnesy has been appointed as a club ambassador, a role that will see him represent the Reds at home and abroad. 🔴

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

BREAKING 🚨 | The new Conservative Minister for Work and Pensions called for women's maternity leave rights to be SLASHED.

[Farah Ahmed @farzja]

Fingers crossed for Rishi today. I love seeing my fellow brown people succeed. It reminds me that I too could be PM if only I was born rich, stole from the working classes, embraced fascism, and delighted in deporting people. Truly inspirational stuff.

[Jeeves @JeevanSan98]

@byjadenhaynes Kloppy time

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

really is absolutely mental that we weren't allowed to play football in PE isn't it

[IYS @InterculturalYS]

Today marks the launch of recommendations to @ScotGovEquality on Empire, Slavery and Scotland's Museums @MuseumsGalScot

"The Legacy Report" by IYS's youth researchers directly reflects the opinions of BPOC youth in Scotland on this issue. Read here: https://t.co/ahRMTacUpp

[Jeeves @JeevanSan98]

@jadenlmhaynes Boooo

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

Absolute pure shitousery from Alisson copying Pickford’s time wasting in the last few minutes.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Massive win for @everton. I know it’s only against @ManUtd but it’s huge nevertheless.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

A Nigerian who lives in Ukraine narrating the racist treatment Africans fleeing Ukraine to Poland's border faced.