Jeeves Margot

Anonymous bar/cafe/restaurant critic in Dubai. It's costs a small fortune, it ruins the diet, but it's just too good a job!

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#replacelovewithmingeinasong Phil Collins: A Groovy Kind of Minge.

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#replacelovewithmingeinasong KISS: Minge Gun

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#replacelovewithmingeinasong Derek & The Dominoes: Bad Minge

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Still sniggering at how bitter Ravi Shastri was on the TV show last night.

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@the_topspin Newlands was good, but under the circumstances, this is a great innings and good swiftly move on to be exceptional!

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Pre-opening dinner at #theivyDXB last night. Stunning. Full report on the blog...

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@VaughanCricket tremendous!

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@Catboy_Dubai #fishmusicians The Rolling Stone-fish

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@Catboy_Dubai #fishmusicians The New York Doll-phins

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@Catboy_Dubai #fishmusicians Marlin Gaye

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@Catboy_Dubai Would lead on nicely to fishy-films. Starter for ten: The Cod-Father

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#fishmusicians The Seahorses

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Brunch at @InterConDFC tomorrow and expect it to be as superb as last time!

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@KTDubai They'll do all sorts, best to call them. Live tempura prawn station essential tho!

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@KTDubai The Royal Orchid every time, especially with their live cooking stations.

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Top 5 chocolate bars in Dubai: Biscuit Boost, Twix, Snickers, Drifter and Mars. If only toffee crisps & wispas were available...

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@blowersh hear hear old chap!

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@Catboy_Dubai Osama twitching?

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Bordeaux 2010 vintage set to be just as amazing as 2009. Get investing now! In Dubai, it'll be about a million dhs per bottle of course...

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Morning. Current top 5 Dubai restaurants, overall category: La Petite Maison, Rivington Grill, Rhodes Mezzanine, Zuma, Frankies.