Jeeya Sethi

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I’m wondering if i should unfollow my best friends husband, coz my best friend is dead and her husband has married someone else. Let me know your thoughts.

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When you want to do things fast you end up slowing down immensely.

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If you are 48 years old, you are an old soul. Don’t write that in your bio.

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Who called it karwachaut and not dry day for women.

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Rakhi is about protecting your sister, my brother won’t even read my texts.

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The only thing lady about me is my Dior bag.

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Opened Blinkit instead of bumble!

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The audience was so dead yesterday I thought I was performing for comics.

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Perimenopause: kuch kuch hota hai, koi nahi samajhata.

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Some people need a word limit, if they exceed 250 words they should pay us to listen to them any further.

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I was engaged once but not married, it felt like I did an internship for marriage.

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Tom holland and Timothee chalamet are not the same person.

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Male fun is tadna
Female fun is jhadna.

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When you have flat feet you really have your feet on the ground.

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One of the symptoms of perimenopause is a cold shoulder. So when you meet me just know it's not me it's my shoulder.

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When I was younger, I always hated that other people were born on the same day as me but as an adult I get it, it’s a fantastic day to be born on and sharing it is a privilege. #mybirthdayiscoming

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BMS making us live in the past, a time when our grandparents did not have roads to go to school.

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The irony of being in hospital today, no one’s gonna believe you are hurt.

[Mr. Democratic @MrDemocratic_]

Respect for Rajdeep Sardesai for Journalism ✊🔥

The leader who breaks the law should be asked questions like this.

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Now instead of saying Just do it, I say NIKE.