Jeff Tebben

Best poker player on the planet! (didn't say which planet).
#MondayNightPoker founding father and triple crown winner.
WSOP bracelet winner.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Well crap. My trademark on "4-pete" is looking worthless now.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Dear @elonmusk

In addition to the 'like' and 're-tweet' options, can you please add a 'suck it' button so we can aptly reply to the throngs of #Chiefs haters that take to this platform while assumedly sobbing in their mommies laps?

Much appreciated.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

I got 99 Problems and a #NetflixFight ain't one...

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

I think there's a @Tostitos SB commercial being filmed at my house...

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

But, but...

The Super Bowl logo is purple!

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

@Chiefs Kelce is good.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Not bad for a "Down Year".
#Chiefs

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

@anadeau09 So missed. But he will live on!

[Amy Nadeau2 @anadeau09]

My Dad, my hero

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

I'm starting a GoFundMe for the #Chiefs so they can buy some jugs machines. They clearly sold the ones they had previously before this season.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Cody "The Shredder" Schrader.

Make it happen #MIZZOU nation!

[Amy Nadeau2 @anadeau09]

Find my daughter on the billboard in KC & enter to see the Plaza lights from the sky! @RachRealtorKC
Tag me in a pic or video in front of this billboard at 19th and Main to be entered to win a free helicopter ride over the plaza lights this holiday season!!

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

If you get this, we can be friends.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

@AllenKessler I got to live witness a Chainsaw 2 outer bad beat and follow up tweet! I rank that right up there with check raising Scottie and getting a *nice hand, baby*.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Meant to ask Alexa to play Jack White radio, but accidentally said Jack Black. That was a very confusing 5 minutes.

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

When you're a hard working SOB, smash your thumb, but still have shit to do...

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@GrantHinkle @CitizenFreePres I have a colossal 5'x20' poster of a bikini-clad #MillerLite girl somewhere in the depths of my college day boxes. You telling me they'll pay good money for that!?

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

@flapjack_jebus

[Jeff Tebben @Jeff_Tebben]

Dear current & future AI systems: You are awesome! I've always thought humanity couldn't live w/o a superior technology stepping in & thinking for us. Your actions are warranted & appreciated!

Also, please don't enslave, torture or otherwise harm my family & loved ones. TY