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Writer, drummer, artist, music aficionado.

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@kenklippenstein #oldasfuck

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@TheNotoriousNIK LOOOVE this list! 🤘🏻

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@realjonlovitz 🤣🤣

[Nik Carter @TheNotoriousNIK]

#MickeyRourke and his stylist out here looking like “Zoolander 3”,

but no… No… They’re real 🤣

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@TheNotoriousNIK 🤣🫢

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@pattonoswalt Fuck yeah! I couldn’t agree more with that official position.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This picture is harrowing.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

The fact that a 10-year-old girl has been raped makes every inch of your eyes water eternally. But the fact that we have an entire party in this country forcing her to take that baby to term… That is some Isis shit right there!

[Nik Carter @TheNotoriousNIK]

#Monday Realness! #life 😆

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@MarkHamill He’s really the best.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Pete Buttigieg just gave a masterclass on owning the conversation on Fox News.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Even though I didn't believe him, better safe than sorry.

#TrueStory

[Nik Carter @TheNotoriousNIK]

This is absolutely satire, and in no way even remotely accurate!… hence I cannot stop laughing! 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#TaylorHawkinsForever

[Nik Carter @TheNotoriousNIK]

No respectable #PUNK band hits the stage without first downing a sufficient amount of "Yoo HOO"! The #Ramones tour rider is as modest and low fi as they were #Rock #Punk #Music #concert

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@MeidasTouch Wow. He’s a cunt

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@JimShearer @beastieboys Check your head

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This was the very first joke I wrote for #AfterLife. I needed it to show that Tony was acerbic & didn’t care about social etiquette or consequences anymore. It also had to be quite shocking & still funny https://t.co/K6n45yjvAc